First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
06.03.2026 16:05
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Hell, I'm not reading this. I'm more interested in David Roberts's viewpoint.
06.03.2026 21:01
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I'm just marveling at finding another internet user in the wild who doesn't apostrophize possessive its!
06.03.2026 19:09
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I wonder if there are studies linking office pets to productivity increases?
06.03.2026 13:40
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will we never overcome Biden's failed economic policies?
06.03.2026 13:38
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there at least ought to be office cats
06.03.2026 13:36
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(fiddlehead sulking jealously in the corner)
06.03.2026 11:46
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Jesus. Rahm Emanuel is the James Carville of Joe Manchins.
06.03.2026 02:56
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I watched the Ali-Spinks rematch in Kate Burton's apartment with her and her roommates and half a dozen lefties.
05.03.2026 20:54
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I piloted an airplane when I was five years old.
05.03.2026 20:35
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haha. bothsidesing, but on yelp.
05.03.2026 14:52
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(to be fair, it held steady at 2.89 for weeks while everyone else was inching up over 3 bucks.)
05.03.2026 14:50
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hell, the one I drive by every day (and filled up at just in time!) went from 2.89 to 3.19 IN ONE DAY.
05.03.2026 14:46
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sucks even more when you finally DO realize that, I suppose. (not shedding a lot of tears for them though.)
05.03.2026 14:21
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News—I just found an easy way to save $40K a year! :)
05.03.2026 12:58
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"Do what I tell you and not what ayatollah"
—Poor Richard's Almanac
05.03.2026 12:57
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man, talk about a double whammy
05.03.2026 12:53
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Liz Dye in a Public Notice post this morning:
"[Pete Hegseth] has never been persnickety about statutory compliance..."
...two citations in half a day! that's like the year's quota right there.
05.03.2026 01:50
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I think he misspelled "defenestrate.'
05.03.2026 01:37
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It's positively disqualifying.
04.03.2026 23:21
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yeah but don't you have to act quickly? it's exhausting jumping on these deals before they expire or all get snapped up by other exclusivees. it's like email Whac-a-Mole.
04.03.2026 18:03
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if I spent $178 on 65 snicketys, what did I pay persnickety?
04.03.2026 17:58
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book people are very sexy!
04.03.2026 11:16
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mmm
04.03.2026 03:46
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It's becoming increasingly clear that in all walks of life, power over how things are done is inversely proportional to knowledge of how things work in the real world.
04.03.2026 02:47
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He's the guy who, as an adolescent, badgered the quiet kid in the glasses mercilessly, then mocked him for not fighting back. Way too stupid to realize that refusing to engage with a bully shows a commitment to principle way beyond his ability to grasp.
04.03.2026 02:33
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what if he had two normal eyebrows though
03.03.2026 20:02
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heat fountains
03.03.2026 19:57
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ah, that's not loose morals—it's just going outside the established protocol to improve efficiency 🙂
03.03.2026 17:22
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how about PHOTO POEM FOR BIG ANGRY TIMES.
03.03.2026 11:42
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