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SapphicSelene

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She/Her - 35 - Episcopalian (The gay as fuck US Anglican Church) โœ๏ธ - AnCom - Himejoshi - Chronic Weeb - Aikidoka ๐Ÿฅ‹ Occasionally reblogs left-wing Christian opinions and NSFW yuri art. Reader beware ๐Ÿ‘ป Located in so-called Springfield Oregon

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Imagine training your whole life to be a samurai, only to be secretly flagged "Mook that Miyamoto Usagi and friends will mow down like nothing."
#UsagiYojimbo

13.03.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the idea of triggering the libs may still entertain their base but you can't fill a gas tank or a produce section with shitposts

13.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And by that I mean I wrote it using very Christian imagery.

13.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've made my petition in the form of a prayer, hoping they will listen to that.

13.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, this is the first I've heard this story.

13.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the BestofRedditorUpdates community on Reddit: The saga of an average guy who spontaneously decides to try Heroin once, only to struggle with addiction for multiple years. Explore this post and more from the BestofRedditorUpdates community

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12.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1) The joy of moving around
2) Sex jokes
3) The awe one feels with really good music or encountering God

13.03.2026 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rubio out here trying to mess with the PC in a Pokecenter to get more TMs for the Troops

13.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And so another child has been kidnapped to Algul Siento.

12.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Nearly a decade after launch, Jordanian government warns parents of Doki Doki Literature Club's โ€œdangerous psychological contentโ€ Surely Monika would never...

Nearly a decade after launch, Jordanian government warns parents of Doki Doki Literature Club's โ€œ... http://gonintendo.com/contents/58752-nearly-a-decade-after-launch-jordanian-government-warns-parents-of-doki-doki

12.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starting to think they awarded this guy the FIFA peace prize prematurely

12.03.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 171 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Chikutaku Metronome :p
#sabart

12.03.2026 09:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sisterโ›ช๏ธ vs Nurse๐Ÿฅ
Which side are you on?

12.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 320 ๐Ÿ” 72 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As the self designated Mahjong Nun, I vote Sister.

12.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stowaway fox travels from England to US He sneaked aboard a cargo ship and spent two weeks at sea.

He sneaked aboard a cargo ship and spent two weeks at sea.

12.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Danbooru tags: 2girls :d ahoge barefoot black_hairband black_tank_top blue_shorts closed_eyes collarbone commentary_request crossed_legs gundam gundam_suisei_no_majo hairband highres lap_pillow long_hair looking_at_another miorine_rembran multiple_girls open_mouth red_hair shirt short_hair shorts smile suletta_mercury t-shirt tank_top twitter_username white_hair white_shorts yellow_shirt yuri yurisuki00

Danbooru tags: 2girls :d ahoge barefoot black_hairband black_tank_top blue_shorts closed_eyes collarbone commentary_request crossed_legs gundam gundam_suisei_no_majo hairband highres lap_pillow long_hair looking_at_another miorine_rembran multiple_girls open_mouth red_hair shirt short_hair shorts smile suletta_mercury t-shirt tank_top twitter_username white_hair white_shorts yellow_shirt yuri yurisuki00

Artist: yurisuki00
Media: gundam, gundam suisei no majo
Source: https://twitter.com/Yuri_suKi00/status/1727398345604583530

12.03.2026 05:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 58 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My man's gonna try to learn Necromancy before long lol

12.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a fucking monster

12.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being a trans woman can have you think things like "I don't want to wear a shirt under my gi because I sweat so much, but all of the other women do; do I seem like a man doing this?"
#Aikido

12.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
gundam fandom is wild. ill tweet "i think char should wreck amuro in the dijeh cockpit" and the first comment will be "man i love how the dijeh mixes elements of federation design like the vents with the classic zeon monoeye

i never thought about it but you're totally right, the dijeh is basically a fusion of a high spec gm and a gelgoog

gundam fandom is wild. ill tweet "i think char should wreck amuro in the dijeh cockpit" and the first comment will be "man i love how the dijeh mixes elements of federation design like the vents with the classic zeon monoeye i never thought about it but you're totally right, the dijeh is basically a fusion of a high spec gm and a gelgoog

12.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 605 ๐Ÿ” 238 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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#ใƒ„ใ‚คใƒณใƒ†ใƒผใƒซใฎๆ—ฅใ€€
ใงๆใ„ใฆใŸๅœฐ้›ทๅ†…ใ•ใ‚“
ไธ€ๅฟœๅคง้…ๅˆปใงใ™ใŒๅฎŒๆˆใ—ใŸใฎใง๐Ÿ’ฆ

11.02.2025 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Out Of Touch Thursday!

12.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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repost if you love pizza or wanna have sex right now

12.03.2026 08:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Immensely funny how all the tech dudes always name their shit after the bad guys.

12.03.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A creature with morbidly slender legs, its arms and upper body covered in a soiled strange straitjacket, its head and shoulders densely packed with numerous fold-like structures.

A creature with morbidly slender legs, its arms and upper body covered in a soiled strange straitjacket, its head and shoulders densely packed with numerous fold-like structures.

The creature that I designed/sculpted for a cancelled title mainly as a PBR texture test in 2016, 10 years ago. The PBR textures and normal maps were made in Photoshop because I didn't have Zbrush and Substance Painter.

12.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 317 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have fun!

12.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chess boxing - Wikipedia

You'll find me out here doing Aikido katas one minute and Riichi Mahjong games the next; this is the superior form of Chess Boxing lol
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_b...

12.03.2026 16:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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