Luigi

Another ss from the same site I asked for an image with 'Luigi. Super Mario,' I received a drawing of Luigi Super Mario. Lmao this is peak

It's so gorgeous

Screenshot from the site youraislopbores.me (your AI slop bores me) I asked for text with the """prompt""" 'Computer. Smoke that weed for me' The response I got was a drawing of a computer hitting a fat blunt. Hell fucking yeah smoke that shit

I love this website so much

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

Hundred Eyes Dragon with googly eyes

Venom Burn TRAP Select 1 monster with a Venom Counter(s). Remove all Venom Counters from that card, and inflict 700 damage to your opponent for each Venom Counter removed.

Venom Swamp Field Spell During each player's End Phase: Place 1 Venom Counter on each face-up monster, except "Venom" monsters. Monsters lose 500 ATK for each Venom Counter on them. Destroy a monster if its ATK becomes 0 by this effect.

much as I can tell these cards are the only payoff for venom counters. both were first printed in 2007. surely this means a retrain is coming any day now

bluesky screenshot showing the person I'm replying to (Tim Hayes / @timomajere.bsky.social) is muted by a list named "Users who have used the R word"

as always

Am I crazy or does this card represent 4 link material if you can get it on board somehow

and it does have funny creatures. so at the end of the day,

tbh yugioh is not worth learning unless you are absolutely confident that you want to play it. it is the card game for lawyers and there is so much niche ruling and mechanic stuff to know. but it is very fun if you can manage that stuff

its really funny to push the limits of cardboard and do really really stupid combos. also the back and forth gameplay (when it happens, its not guaranteed) is really fun

Level 5 with 1650 attack gg

Basically every deck ever printed eats free with this card

Fun minigame: try to guess the year The Onion articles were written in before clicking on them. I somehow correctly guessed this one was 2018

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-NANCY IS IN THE KITCHEN, LOOKING AT A BOX OF CRACKERS, FRITZI IS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM READING A BOOK NANCY: AUNT FRITZI -- MAY I HAVE A CRACKER ? P2- FRITZI REPLIES TO NANCY: NO- - - IT WILL SPOIL YOUR DINER P3- NANCY : CAN I HAVE THE CRUMBS IN THE BOX? FRITZI: оКАУ- - JUST THE CRUMBS P4- NANCY HAS A MALLET, AND SHE LOOKS HUNGRILY AS SHE MASHES THE BOX OF CRACKERS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 03,1949

I love the alt text on this account so much

This month is the first time they're adding two new archetypes at once since dracotail. Assumedly because they know that after radiant typhoon nothing is really going to be competitive and they want to try catching up with the tcg/ocg in card releases

Whatever. Go, my small world bridge

It is literally just the head of exodia left. Go my bot, draw

ONE MORE PIECE! ONE MORE PIECE!

Thank you Luigi

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

... can you do Hundred Eyes Dragon

I'm about 80% sure aggregator would be able to activate after the chain resolves

Right uh yugioh rulings question since I can't find the answer online
If I summoned Ext Ryzeal and sent, say, aggregator, then the summon was negated by solemn judgement, when would aggregator get to activate? After the solemn resolves? Or does it get skipped?

whatever. go, my full combo

Legend of Heart Normal Spell Pay 2000 LP and Tribute 1 Warrior monster; banish up to 3 "Legendary Dragon" Spells with different names from your hand and/or GY, and if you do, Special Summon that many "Legendary Knight" monsters with different names from your hand, Deck, and/or GY. You can only activate 1 "Legend of Heart" per turn.

Legend of Heart, for reference:

I think the season my win streak is so high is because arise-heart is an autowin against every good deck in the format besides VSK9 and VSK9 is exceptionally hard of a deck. K9 is also just good enough to beat most rogue decks that don't lose to arise-heart

the winstreak consists of gold 4 -> plat 2 but this is still nuts i mean like what the fuck

i have a winstreak of TWENTY SIX playing k9 with ariseheart turbo. i cant keep getting away with this

mbt please save yourself its not worth it 🙏