McDonald’s, facing declining sales and spiritual emptiness, has chosen the obvious solution: religion.
Introducing faith-based fast food. Now you can be saved and served.
Ba-da-Baptisms available in Original and Spicy. Fries extra. Salvation not included.
Rotten apples by me
Mermaid Puns…
Snail Riders
In an effort to stroke the fragile egos of the ‘Go Woke, Go Broke’ crowd, Disney’s shareholders have insisted on casting George Santos as Pocahontas in the upcoming live-action blockbuster, Santohontas and the Seven Transgenic Mice.
Streaming immediately on Disney+ once it bombs at the box office.
The mad Hutter. Drawn by me
Happy International Women’s Day! 🌸
Here’s a piece I did recently: Doja Cat as a modern-day goddess, because if anyone embodies power and reinvention, it’s her.
Did you know Doja made the entire “Mooo!” music video in her bedroom with a green screen made from her childhood bedsheets?
Who’s up for a little Grain Day?
#Sumerian #PunkRock #GreenDay #HistoryMemes #DigitalArt #Illustration
Drew inspiration from 'Puff, the Magic Dragon' for this piece. 🐉✨ It's all about that fleeting magic of childhood.
Art Details: Illustrated in Procreate with True Grit Texture Supply’s Krafttone inking brushes.
#PuffTheMagicDragon #DigitalArt #Procreate #Nostalgia #Art
Only You Can Prevent Existential Dread
I want to thank Larry Squirbles for following me. You da real MVP. I also made up Larry Squirbles because at least he’ll follow me here on BSky… how the hell are people finding folks to engage with on this platform?
Anyhoo…I drew this in Procreate, kinda a metaphor for us artists lately… :(
posting to bluesky is like screaming into a vast empty cavern. but, you know, ima do it anyway. here's a devil girl I drew
Me, on Wednesday, when I read the news.
My wife: I bet he’s dreaming of other women
Me, dreaming:
I drew a paranoid piranha
also I have a cool newsletter where I show a bunch of art and write funny shit
thig.substack.com
@dandylyondesign.bsky.social I thought blue sky banned you, good to see you here!
It’s Friday Succs day with another succubus I drew for an article I wrote about Dnd #dnd #succubus #devilgirl #monstergirl
Here’s the link to MOAR devil girls
open.substack.com/pub/thig/p/r...
A few years ago we lost our cat, bella. My wife asked me if I'd draw her as Amelia Earhart, so here's my take
I know nobody goes to Facebook anymore but I wanted to know ur mom is trending over there
After acquiring DMX’s catalog, Musk announces that all X users must bark like a real G to verify their identity.
#xGonnaTakeItFromU
Had a heart attack a few year back, I drew a image representing that
"Trying to keep it together, one pixel at a time." 💙
Toss a Bitcoin to your Witcher
#fanart #witcher #procreate #urmom
A little Valentine’s magic… or mischief? 😈❤️
Waiting to go viral on Bluesky… or he’ll just waiting for a like.
Anyhoo. I drew this while waiting
Americano Gothic
(I used procreate and one brush for this)
Bookworm
Throwing up something in Bluesky which feels like just throwing rocks in a black hole. Anyway, I did this piece calling it “Dick Tater Haters”
Today's quick drawing by me is a minimalist cat.
I feel at this stage in humanity, we’re all fucked. So if you’d like a post-fucked newsletter full of acerbic and sardonic writing/art?
It me.
thig.substack.com
Drawing in my old editorial newspaper style just to see if I still like it. I liked it
