PTBNL

It’s definitely the rain’s fault

🤣🤣

I don’t want to be on the run, it sounds exhausting

Wouldn’t I then be the main suspect? No thank you, I don’t have time for that kind of drama in my life

Haha, lovely

Sounds like a horror story to me

My mom just met a girl at the Atlanta airport who had to sleep in the airport overnight so my mom told her if she gets stuck in dallas tonight (trying to get to KC) that she can stay at my apartment instead of the airport again…sure mom, I would love to host a stranger 🤣🤣🤣

You’re right, silly of me to state the obvious 😅

This is the end and you could not guess in a million years the start

Bras aren’t comfortable as it is, if the options were a coconut bra or nothing…I don’t think most women would choose the coconut

This doesn’t sound as bad as I first thought?

This is the invasion that's actually happening, and the one that we should truly fear.

Alas, I’m still not going to buy it today because I’m not driving anywhere, but maybe tomorrow before it goes up even more 😭

Prolly should’ve bought gas on Monday or Tuesday 🙃

You could live next to a giant park in NYC and still have food close by, so that’s where I recommend to move to (ha)

Any city can be that city if you walk far enough

I think I can get breakfast tacos in my neighborhood but not the good authentic kind

I think I’m going to stay inside and watch it rain all day, maybe take a nap

Sports app

The most tame representation of that lol

This made me lol, but I’m only the first part tonight 😇

I changed my mind. I hate hockey.

This game did not deserve a shootout

OTTER

He could never elevate with us 😒

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmao…one of my new friends just sent me a text and the only content was the name of a bar…no, “Hey, we’re headed there if you want to join.” Just…the name of the bar 🤣🤣🤣

I love when they’re feisty

ACTUALLY MY CLIENT DIDNT DO SHIT. dude just fell. easily. his 2nd dive this game cmon

He was just going for the puck smh

I really don’t like these refs