more like operation epic faily
07.03.2026 21:57
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more like operation epic faily
There needs to be a therapist game show.
"I'm sorry Peggy, you put your all into that pep talk, but Jerome prevented a breakup today, and for that reason, you're heading home"
and then Peggy is like "this is bullshit. I know my worth"
and Jerome is like "omg I can't believe I got to stay"
gavin newsome and kamala harris will be sparring in the 2028 primary about how best to impose regime change in Iran when they finish the war, and AOC will sternly call for an immediate end to the war and lose by a small landslide to newsome in just over half the states, newsome harris 28
really funny that someone convinced trump that killing Khamenei meant 4 weeks of conflict
well he sure wasn't going to become an air force pilot
it's so joever, I'm so jold now
it has been used in all kinds of waterboarding
I can't I have a colonoscopy tomorrow 😑
amish
I am so happy
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMO...
too busy winemaxxing to care
I'm actually from a family that, for religious reasons, doesn't celebrate
I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
she mogged
Sometimes I get sadpilled and then I hang out with a bestie and SUDDENLY I'm immediately in the best mood of my whole entire life
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.
(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
My cats do a similar thing but they do it like every day. They poop, I clean it up, and then in like an hour or two suddenly they poop again(???) and they just keep doing that, like its some kind of funny joke to them
I wonder if Waltz chickened out so much because he thought Trump would kidnap him or something
If I hear one more "this is your fault for telling us not to vote for x candidate" I will begin to melt
it succeeded, but then they went straight to McDonald's
what do you mean the chatbot and text to video website can't be the entire economy
I feel like most people who would want to do that also don't really want to be politicians
whats the input for your special attack
fit goes hard
absolutely stoked rn bc one singular rando seems to have listened to and liked some of my songs 😤
Made an album if you've got a spare 50 minutes to kill you should listen to it cosmicarcadia.bandcamp.com/album/seroto...
Actually wrote enough music to make a little EP, just adding some finishing touches to it but it's kinda good? 🤔
*looking over the dating scene* i think polys got enough crackers
