“Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!”
“Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!”
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“Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!”
“Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!”
Reminder:
Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past
Going to miss my bookclub meet up this month due to work, which is handy because I am 12 pages into the book and I haaaaaaaaaate it.
Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining us—here is an old comic I made about Dracula
there are so many talented people; women, people of colour, LGBTQIA+ people, people who literally aren't whoever the shitty white guys are in a room where decisions take place who lose out - and culture, science, everything loses to them. but talentlessly white guys don't care about that
A digital illustration of an owl-inspired dinosaur from my book Novosaurs 2.
A digital illustration of an owl-inspired dinosaur from my book Novosaurs 2.
Did someone say #SuperbOwl?
I do not want to hear the term 'underaged women' ever again.
It is such a gross term.
The word is 'girls' or 'children'.
Animalgesics. A paracetamole, ie: a mole with a body shaped like a two toned pill capsule. An Ibuprofhen, a pill with chicken features (beak, comb, wings etc) and co-coder moles - two moles typing away at identical laptops
Animalgesics.
#art #pills #moles
I've spent the evening reading How To Sell A Haunted House and Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees.
If I have nightmares full of possessed puppets and/or serial killer bears then I have no one but myself to blame.
For sale: Cat shoes. Don't know WHAT I was thinking.
Just so we're clear, and so a tiny handful of wankers online don't create the wrong impression, the vast majority of your European friends are incredibly impressed by Minnesotans' courage against both the ice and ICE.
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
Stephen tonight #TheTraitors
James has all the subtlety of a brick to the face. It's hilarious. #TheTraitors
Absolutely gutted to see Joanie Clothing is no more. They make up a large part of my wardrobe.
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE OUTSIDE AND ITS SNOWING, THEY ARE STANDING WAIST DEEP IN SNOW NANCY: THIS SNOW IS GETTING DEEP. LET'S SHOVEL IT SLUGGO: NAW P2-THE SNOW IS NOW UP TO THEIR SHOULDERS NANCY: YOU'RE THE LAZIEST MAN IN THE WORLD SLUGGO:OH,NO I’M NOT P3- THE SNOW IS NOW UP TO THEIR CHINS NANCY: WHO'S LAZIER THAN YOU? P4- THE SNOW IS NOW ABOVE THEIR HEADS, THEY ARE COMPLETEL OUTOF SIGHT SLUGGO: THE GUY WHO DRAWS THIS
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 20,1951
Selling 2x tickets to @oxventure.bsky.social at Hackney Empire next week, as we can no longer go. 😭
£72 for the pair, DM if interested.
She hasn't learned from Fiona. Being too bombastic puts people's backs up.
A still from The Shining with adapted lyrics from “Last Resort”: “Cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort”
The dog is muddy as fuck after hurtling round the park this afternoon. Using the high value treats to lure her into the bathroom is not going well.
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
"fucking bitch." sounds a lot like "look what you made me do." always her fault, never theirs.
If it wasn't clear enough, when someone is at fault, both sides-ing is taking a side. Whether it's giving money to a so called 'free speech union', or blaming a murdered woman in a car, yeah, no. Not everything has two sides and just because playing both sides is useful, it doesn't mean it's right.
Hang it in the Louvre #TheTraitors
Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors
They absolutely loathe each other, it's amazing. 🤣