Bryan Klassen's Avatar

Bryan Klassen

@bryanklassen

342
Followers
164
Following
98
Posts
30.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Bryan Klassen @bryanklassen

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

05.03.2026 19:12 👍 13250 🔁 2561 💬 516 📌 343

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

05.03.2026 18:56 👍 3841 🔁 477 💬 27 📌 33

I have F1 21 and F1 23 and they're both a lot of fun. Especially with a wheel but even otherwise.

05.03.2026 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Warrior is pretty great. Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton are both really good in it.

03.03.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whoever Josh Pate is and Donald Trump

Whoever Josh Pate is and Donald Trump

Apolitically interviewing the war starter about NFL kickoff rules

28.02.2026 17:55 👍 450 🔁 40 💬 7 📌 3

Just leaving this here. No particular reason.

28.02.2026 22:48 👍 639 🔁 99 💬 2 📌 0
28.02.2026 15:04 👍 8808 🔁 1775 💬 130 📌 117
Post image

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

28.02.2026 12:04 👍 11115 🔁 2855 💬 46 📌 58

we’re so close to giving plants gatorade

27.02.2026 17:39 👍 235 🔁 25 💬 17 📌 2

1) no, actually, Sam, that’s not correct

2) even if it were what a load-bearing “as long as”

27.02.2026 13:51 👍 648 🔁 74 💬 35 📌 6

A lot of problems in this country could be solved simply by enforcing anti-monopoly laws

26.02.2026 23:52 👍 2649 🔁 456 💬 63 📌 22

Hey man the good news is that Warner kills every company that buys it

26.02.2026 23:10 👍 855 🔁 155 💬 22 📌 8
Preview
What is Bonesmashing? Inside the Extreme Looksmaxxer Technique As looksmaxxing enters our lexicon, the practice of bonesmashing—tapping your face with a hammer to shape your bone structure—is trailing close behind.

Wait they are literally hitting themselves in the face with hammers. Why is everything so stupid. www.gq.com/story/what-i...

24.02.2026 12:53 👍 2285 🔁 306 💬 242 📌 261

"Hey! Those guys stole the stuff I stole!" - Anthropic

24.02.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@sickoscommittee.org overtime

22.02.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If y'all like the way Team USA plays, you have to check out the head coach's NHL team, the New York Rangers. They play at MSG and their brand of hockey is downright gorgeous

22.02.2026 14:26 👍 186 🔁 18 💬 15 📌 8
Video thumbnail

Unfortunately I *will* click on every single video of the actors who play Dunk and Egg and I *will* watch all of them many times

17.02.2026 03:42 👍 1731 🔁 179 💬 51 📌 23

This is a Bijan Robinson snap. Tight cuts, waits for his blocker, hits that 6th gear and motherfuckers crashing out behind him

15.02.2026 22:49 👍 222 🔁 35 💬 4 📌 2

I love that his teammate gave him a massive run and then crashed everyone out immediately

15.02.2026 22:50 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Video thumbnail

This is the account for the international ski federation for cross country

😭😭😭

11.02.2026 17:58 👍 106 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

15.02.2026 01:10 👍 14006 🔁 4655 💬 273 📌 113

Yeah in 2009 all the big banks made a bad bet on sub prime mortgages and nearly collapsed the US economy, but a government bailout saved them. This wasn't that long ago, Axios.

03.09.2025 22:55 👍 927 🔁 135 💬 21 📌 2
Video thumbnail

AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:

12.02.2026 00:10 👍 17035 🔁 4586 💬 325 📌 155
Preview
Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.

wrote about Michael J. Fox's appearance on Shrinking, which was cool for a lot of reasons, some of them pretty important to me

type-click-type.ghost.io/tell-em-mich...

10.02.2026 23:35 👍 655 🔁 132 💬 31 📌 16

this is the kind of problem solving we need

08.02.2026 01:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could crows, theoretically, be trained to attack certain groups of people wearing tactical gear and masks?

08.02.2026 01:52 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance.

But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain.

He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again.

He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

07.02.2026 17:54 👍 17912 🔁 9177 💬 493 📌 702

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 👍 17870 🔁 4468 💬 250 📌 110

probably quality and quantity, based on her reported case load

04.02.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0