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Democrats vow to get more misogynistic in appeal to voting-age men

28.05.2025 14:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stocks open lower today as markets react to news of JD Vance killing the Pope

21.04.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: 400 countries in active trade negotiations with the US, trade advisor says

15.04.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Stocks up higher after President Trump encourages markets to "BE COOL"

09.04.2025 14:05 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

BREAKING: Conservatives begin boycott of stock markets, citing anti-Trump bias

08.04.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: US-backed President of South Korea Yoon Suk-yeol found guilty in martial law declaration, permanently removed from office

04.04.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration

Elon Musk gives a Nazi salute at Trump's inauguration

Opinion | Not everyone you disagree with is a β€œNazi”

19.03.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats vow to abandon new segment of their base every month until morale improves

07.03.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis offers South Korean President Yoon political asylum

04.12.2024 01:43 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Opinion | You can't even declare martial law these days with all the cancel culture going on.

by Yoon Suk-yeol

03.12.2024 21:40 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markets soar as South Korean President declares military dictatorship

03.12.2024 16:02 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

US police departments across the nation say they won't be disciplining officers found to be on membership lists of right-wing extremist organizations, saying it would cause a severe manpower shortage in every department

22.11.2024 17:06 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Israel accuses civilian targets of embedding inside civilian areas

21.11.2024 20:14 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The White House says the ICC arrest warrants against Israeli PM Netanyahu may scupper ongoing ceasefire negotiations that aren't actually happening

21.11.2024 18:23 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0