“Sir, sorry ‘Sir’.. sorry-“

Older man staring at me from across the bar all night got his heart broke when I stood up & sang a song about jacking off I love bar karaoke

I think this is a solid & straightforward snapshot of my taste.

my9games.com

Kirby winning in a landslide for the nonbinary category is fantastic

what if something good happened instead

i wanna super gently say that the alt text is for telling people what the picture looks like, not for adding jokes that a person will only get if they can see the picture

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

No problem, @ahegao.bsky.social

aoba dramatical murder in his iconic pose in the red room from twin peaks

Made this for a friend and decided it also needed to go here

Little white house hanging on tree in a park in winter during the sunset. All is golden and brown and blue.

Tiny White House tied to a branch with a pipe cleaner, surrounded by branches and the blue of the sky. The moon is a tiny dot. Everything is drenched in the gold of the sunset and you can see the houses of the neighborhood through the trees.

Saw someone had tied this tiny house to a branch in the park. Happiest thing I saw all day.

There’s also discourse to be had on the fact that they call it Tang (a prosperous dynasty ruled by Han, the majority Chinese ethnic group) jacket when the pankou were popularized during the Qing (Manchurian dynasty, also infamous for wealth inequality and falling to imperialism) But I digress

Wikipedia image for Frog Closures / Cheongsam Buttons / Pankou showcasing button closures that make spiral shapes, curling strands with colors inside, flowers, seed pods, leaves, some with beads embedded inside. Many too elaborate for an athletic jacket but like. Surely there’s a middle ground here.

Adidas “tang” jacket which has white frog closures that make stitches.

Feeling quite vindicated seeing that Chinese social media consensus is that the adidas jacket with the frog closures is deeply mediocre.

There are so many beautiful intricate frog closures and you picked the most basic bitch closures and application possible. There are so many. And you picked those

holy fuck

I did not realize that this stupid little idea was beloved. Did I blink and it became A Thing while I wasn't looking?

yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan

Hopes and Dreams
Bowdon, GA

A photo of badly encoded Casablanca

A photo of badly encoded Casablanca

This really was encoded by a villain look at these crushed blacks

Damn I can’t believe Megatron does encoding

There is a team of volunteers who just drive around the area looking for people abandoned like this.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

gender selection in tomadachi life: male, female, nonbinary

youtube chat going nuts WERE SO BACK ITS WOKEE LETS GOO NINTENDOS WOKE YES GAMERS WON WOKE ITS WOKE LETS GOOOO WOKE IS BACK!!

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

sega @ tails every time his character arc moves forward in the mainline games

Footprints in the snow on my porch, half the welcome mat is coated in snow and half isn’t.

Another photo of me in thigh highs and a hoodie because I know what I’m about

Snow doesn’t have to be doin all that.. and yet

Save me woke nurse
Woke nurse, save me

Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

bus saga

Before: Chief Axel Henry of the St. Paul police said that residents, including those with legal status, were “scared to death.” After: Gregory Bovino, a senior Border Patrol official, said agents were operating lawfully and were “focused on individuals who pose a serious threat to this community.”

Change in Abstract

Thrilled to find that all the toxic yaoi routes in hundred line I’ve encountered thus far are written by Kodaka. Hell yeah brother. Be unfettered in the wind.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Double chocolate cookie and sidecar are what I’ve started with.

Was emotionally earnest in a high tension group setting where I don’t know anyone well but others know each other well. there are not enough treats in the world to compensate me for acting this grown up and well adjusted

ALL of my favorite art (visual, music, movies, etc) makes the viewer feel bad