Yacob

it's state propaganda now

You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”

i think it’s so cool how 20 years ago crank conspiracy theorists were relegated to corners on the internet on sites called shit like “TRUTHNEWSNOW dot com” and now there’s just a 50 / 50 shot half of those old users are in government positions these days

You voting blue no matter who got us here in the first place

arguing in your own mentions leaves you vulnerable to the humiliation of realizing you’re arguing with a bot, or even worse, the humiliation of realizing you’re arguing with a person

i think a lot of 40+ anger about zoomers' data being harvested by China is not about data privacy, and extremely about zoomers lacking the cold war reaganbrain to reflexively salute the flag if you say China Russia China Russia to them

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes More good news for those looking to exit Meta’s social app ecosystem in favor of a more open alternative: An independent developer is building a photo-sharing app for Bluesky called Flashes. The soon-to-launch app is powered by the same technology that…

Bluesky is getting its own photo-sharing app, Flashes

acab includes the waiter who just charged me and my wife for 2 sodas when we were out with the kids because “i saw you sharing”

Think different in 2025:

Find and support businesses that are actually doing the right thing. Money talks—spend it where it matters.

might make the drive to pick this up

Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "There's a good boy" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or one voice resonating so deeply in your Self that you feel, even if only momentarily, alive

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #1,896,082, Yacob ‪@jacobthesnakob.bsky.social‬, joined on Nov 9, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,896,082!

basically

Reminder that there are five ways to address the current SCOTUS problem.

1. Impeach some justices
2. Impose term limits
3. Expand the courts
4. Pass legislation limiting court prerogatives
5. Keep winning the presidency for the next 16 years or so while periodically also holding the senate.

A man with a top hat says "I killed Frosty and stole his magical hat of sentience." He approaches a sad looking old man and says "now to use it on my father with Alzheimer's" He puts the hat on him and his father perks up and excitedly shouts "I can think!!" Mischievously, the man removes the hat from his father's head. His father descends back into state of dementia and goes "OOOooooooooooo"

Here it is. The meanest joke I've ever written.

The bluesky logo with the blue butterfly

📢 App Version 1.60 is rolling out now (1/5)

We have a new logo! 🦋 

Bluesky is emerging from its cocoon of clouds to transform into a social butterfly. Read more about why we chose this logo here: blueskyweb.xyz/blog/12-21-2...

guys should I vote for the democratic city council member who wants more cops and homeless sweeps, or should I vote for the republican challenger who wants more cops and homeless sweeps

Omegle has ended its service with a brutal good-bye message
www.omegle.com

Cyber truck more like cyber shit

where am I supposed to hang the truck nutz