Brian Sprague

“Normally we use Country Red or Country Green for OPFOR. Why are we using Country Red, White, and Blue this time?”

I thought it was the truest and realest amount of money

An anthropomorphized CH-47 Chinook helicopter exclaims “My babies!” as some crayon eaters run away from it

Your reminder that Miami didn’t qualify for the ACC Championship over Duke and UVA. And yet.

You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000!

I asked Claude code to review some refactoring I did for any areas of improvement and it told me “this is perfect Java. No notes 👌”

Turns out AI is good actually

I’ve never been more excited for a matchup between unranked teams than I am for UNC-Clemson. Has the potential for a truly generational hate watch.

Screenshot of the Apple Sports live update widget for the Washington Commanders vs. Atlanta Falcons showing a punt of -999 yards, which is technically impossible.

Either this was an historically bad punt or Apple Sports hit an edge case

A Dëër once bit my sister

In a venn diagram those two groups for a complete circle with the men who think they could score a point on Brian “I’m closer to LeBron than you are to me” Scalabrine.

❌ “Don’t be evil”
✅ “Convince everyone evil is actually good, or at least not evil”

Mongo is pawn in game of life

We could have this if the devs have the courage

IF YOU’RE STILL IN LINE TO MAKE THE “IF YOU’RE STILL IN LINE TO VOTE THEN STAY IN LINE” POST THEN STAY IN LINE

How bout them potatoes

Drones in the 2010s: quirky hobby for a small group of enthusiasts

Drones in 2024: used by militaries to burn the enemy alive

Sorry, I can’t resist my urge to “wElL aCtUaLlY” this: that’s a “Pavehawk” belonging to the USAF. You can tell by the way it is.

Also Blackhawks are black.

And the pink is to help the aircraft’s identifiers stand out while it helps with firefighting. And I believe it’s tape, not paint.

GAWD (Generic-ass white dude) here suffering from anxiety, because *motions at everything*, and the lack of a doom scroll feeling when browsing my skyline makes me never want to go back.

I imagine for marginalized groups the lack of a direct threat to your existence is significantly more relieving.

This app just feels “nice”. I’m not bombarded with outrage as soon as I open it or refresh my feed. Instead I’m navigating the convergence of SWE-Brazil-sky and my feed is the right mix of wholesome and snark.