@wolfplisken
🏳️🌈 I stream things and make content — Largely Metal Gear related, but also Bond, Tomb Raider, Resi Evil, Star Wars, Racing games, etc. https://twitch.tv/WolfPlisken/ Business email: wolfdplisken@gmail.com
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
The forced hate on this game has been kind of a sight to behold, but whatever, it's routine at this point in online spaces.
This week I'm more focused on how Marathon is a game that does require you spend some time learning how everything works... and that requires patience.
It bangs.
...and it could just get me so horny.
Poker Night 3
Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?”
Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”
I once came up with a drinking game where you take a shot every time he says the word “game” in one of his videos.
Don’t do it, you’d die.
Him and his friend RGT
God Marathon is so good. Taking a break and I just wanna play more.
Marathon is here and I’m ready to orgasm over its visuals, come do so with me?
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It’s been almost 16 years since the last Scott Pilgrim game, and man do I feel old. But hey, we finally got a new game with Scott Pilgrim EX, and I’m excited to dive right in! Come hang?
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Man he is missed, used to look forward to everything he did 😭
Thank god we got Death Stranding 2 on PC before Sony made that terrible decision to not port exclusives over anymore.
I really wish Marathon had Linux support, I wanna be able to play on my Legion Go S at all times 😩
Solid Snake is finally in Rainbow Six Siege! Let’s dive in and see how he plays! Come hang?
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Glad I wasn’t the only one annoyed by this headline when I saw it
Oh yeah, it’s time.
Happy birthday 💚
Goal this year:
Stop being a haggard tubby fuck
Maybe look a little less tired lol
Burger King actually ended up doing the same thing with their CEO in response and you could tell he actually loved the Whopper and was kind of a normal dude.
I had to, it’s tradition now.
Tonight I’m playing some relaxing golf with my good friend Toko. I’m sure the words “Super” and “Battle” mean nothing.. right?
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Pokemon LeafGreen about to make me act up 😩
Death Stranding 1&2
Metal Gear Solid 2
Those need to be added to this list. I was half dead when I made it this morning lol
Ya know, fair point, it should’ve been on there especially since I brought up on stream last week how it’s cozy for me
my cozy games
Metal Gear Solid V
Metal Gear Solid 3
Halo Combat Evolved
Pokemon Silver
007 Nightfire
Borderlands 1
Animal Crossing Wild World
Zelda Windwaker
Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage
Gran Turismo 2
Half-Life 1
I lost 2 1/2 hours of progress on RE9 yesterday due to tired brain forgetting to save, so tonight we’re making up that progress and maybe then some! Come hang?
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