Vee

could be a nothing burger...but it could also be an everything bagel

Pffft. Hater.

Or heartburn lover.

Hey did you fall from heaven? Because you look like an angle *Winks with both eyes*

The voices in my head are really mean sometimes

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Putting my cold foot on my own leg to see how I like it

god I wish my cat was able to make coffee

The cat just walked across my bare shoulder and then pillow with toilet water paws 🤢

Hey, guess what??

Baseball is back soon!

#BlueJays2026

Watching Telemiracle 2026 and my kid wants one of those adorable chicken plushies. They’re only available at the venue. Boo. But also yay, I don’t have to spend $40 on another stuffy 😆

Instead I spent $150 to get the telemiracle bear

I’m good at math.

Depends what’s “out”? Will it be better than comfy pants, peace and quiet, and good snacks? Haha

Checks out.

Ohhh lawd… I was trying to compute how to cut vertical TRIANGLES. I are dumb.

Also, two diagonals for 4 tiny triangle sammiches 🙌🏻

🤔 apparently I’m a visual learner because my brain cannot process a mental image of this technique 😆

Triangles taste better than squares.

Proven fact because sandwiches always taste better when cut into triangles

a woman in front of a microphone says " it makes me wanna throw up " Alt: a woman in front of a microphone says " it makes me wanna throw up "

Ew. Yep.

hamburger help me

iced coffee really *is* just Potion of Shit Yourself

Tour poster for Propagandhi with the Flatliners western Canada tour dates for August and September

Omg omg omg

This show will be incredible 🤘🏻🤘🏻

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Good, You? (Official Video) YouTube video by The Flatliners

A new Flatliners song and upcoming album. And I love the nostalgic vibes of this music video. Takes me back to my Much Music watching days.

🤘🏻❤️🤘🏻

youtu.be/MMPtii8dWkI?...

Me having a septum piercing really triggers some people on the internet.

Stay mad. I love me the way I am. 🤘🏻

I am sick of myself. A 6 hour car concert was too much

if we used quicksand in hourglasses the weekend would be here already

We have one of those too 😆😬

Is your house too peaceful? Too quiet?

May I suggest encouraging your child to join a pipe band?

Then you’ll get the pleasure of the incredible noise of bagpipes after a long day of work.

i enjoyed the giggles, but could have done without the shits

"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."

You could start with a canoe and plunder your way to a bigger boat. I’m sure most pirates start small. Haha