Grim Flandango

"The Popinjay Cavalier" rocketing to the top of the Phrases I Never Want to Hear Again charts with a bullet

Listen, I’m not racist, I just don’t think the Drow are prepared to really assimilate into our society.

Wondering what my life would be like if I ever got a full night’s sleep

I say why not? Let’s get weird with it.

Jesus Christ, a country run by that weird uncle who everyone hopes won’t come to the family gathering but he always fucking does.

I hope no one in the office expects me to do any work today because it’s not happening…

Okay, but does he even know what’s happening in Iran? I thought not knowing anything was his whole thing.

Yes to all of this.

Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff

The trouble with "human authored" stickers is that the AI shills will use them. Those who've displayed zero morality when it comes to theft won't start now.

Best way is to ban AI usage in the arts entirely.

I really hope there is a huge lawsuit to put this issue to bed once and for all. It used to be common knowledge that you can't just use someone's name and likeness to promote your business without permission. When did we stop enforcing right of publicity? AI doesn't introduce any shades of gray here

So please, if you can, I’d love to have this thread list pro-Trans everything. Creators, craftspeople, writers, artists, activists…if you or someone you know deserves some celebrating, bring it the fuck on, okay?

Post links if you can.

Buy stuff if you can.

They hate when people stand up.

I’m sorry, but if that’s true explain the young lady this guy absolutely met at a grocery store and didn’t in any way invent.

Hey, they can have some of mine!

The fuck…?

Listen- write this. Immediately. Or I will steal it. There’s no option C. It’s all too amazing.

Nihilism bots

Look, I give consumers a lot of slack in many areas so as not to shift blame away from shitty corporate grifters, but if you’re actually using this you are a hopeless fucking rube and deserve every awful thing that comes to you.

I...this should not be a thing that gets paid bots. This should be a recall

I always thought Edison was more of a ruthless grifter than anything, but turns out he was a real fucking monster!

Billions upon billions of dollars set ablaze by our military weekly and you’re gonna bitch about this penny ante shit? You have any idea what we pay our soldiers? Let them eat lobster from time to time. Jesus. And I’m not even a fan of the military.

Ah. It's Superbug o'clock. YES. This is a trans-national level problem. It's not something the free market will fix. Government needs to do its bloody job and always back-burners it. Get your finger out, this one isn't optional!

And this includes anything ‘dunking’ on it, ‘satirising’ it, or ‘can you tell the difference?’ pieces.

They’re all ways to get you to engage with generative Ai.

See, I would argue if you can’t live without Harry Potter the first thing to do is grow up, they are mid children’s books that happened to come out at just the right time.

Legitimately, this is just what our world is now.

we are weeks away from 'Trump attempts to make horse a Senator' and the only thing stopping him is that he is too much of a sociopath to form an attachment to animals

lawyer randos are just walking into federal court and racking up Ws against the federal government lol gj everyone

we have entered the era of nation-state level trolling

These guys are…something else…

Nothing I adore more than some jag smugly suggesting a solution that would require me to suddenly be significantly better off than I am like it’s the simplest thing in the world.