No Jam dad's :(
No Jam dad's :(
Beefsteak
No shit?
I think this is nice
Get this into your ear holes open.spotify.com/album/2qQ4HU... amazing sophomore album from Triple Kill
Watch: You haven't done your 250 steps this hour!
Me: Bitch i did 20 mins straight on the rowing machine and a 40 min workout at the gym, leave me alone
It's dead Jim
i wouldn't be into a headlock from a sitting Prime Minister either to be honest
@felixexplody.bsky.social Albo is muscling in on your dog
Absolute classic of poles causing problems for France again.
Red lit clock at flinders st station
Be on your guard. Flinders Street power grows...it rises to its peak under the hour of the blood clock. By its glow, the aimless spirits of preachers, junkies and goths that were slain in the name of the light return to flesh. Please be careful.
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
Sydney for a couple of days, got a conference
Plane coming into land in front of my plane
Oh shit it's coming right for us!
Photo of a runway and airplanes in their natural habitat
Hmmmm
Absolutely
Fresh baked haloumi cheese pie I've utterly demolished
Mmmm fresh baked haloumi cheese pie
I'd like my little Drow rogue now please, I've been good I swear
What is testicular torsion for $200 thanks Alex
But I want it nooooooow
Speaking of butts, Happy Birthday! :D (absolute perfect segue, hope you have a lovely day)
The real test of Bluesky vs Threads will be the next LNP leadership spill. Nothing could compare to the jokes, meme's and sheer volume of shitposts around a leaderspill than on twitter
Big danger of random cat butt in the forth picture
Turnstile is apparently chill out music? Really Apple music?
ah shit
I had waited a long time for this, getting to see Slowdive loved up to my hopes and was such an amazing night
Old cat yawning in the sun
Tabitha is now excited to be on bluesky