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Zippy Tuna

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Supporting soccer and basic human rights, not necessarily in that order

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Media is even afraid to say the literal definition of words these days

06.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sink Florida off the coast please

05.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one time he keeps his cool! Damnit!

05.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump spewing bullshit about the illegal war while Luis Suarez stands behind him looking confused what the fuck is this timeline

05.03.2026 21:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"radical narco communism" is that just me smoking a joint on my porch?

05.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read it as you rooting for arsenal. Sorry I should have known you were incapable of such atrocities

04.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booooo this man, boo

04.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You mention the flawed U22 rule, can you expand on that?

04.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's dozens of us!

03.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ragen right?

01.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is shockingly good football to see from SKC this season...

01.03.2026 02:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Consistent!

01.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Embarrassing call, add it to the growing list for this season

01.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looked on to me. Ragen was nowhere near his teammates on the line

01.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's Snyder's music

01.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feingold getting the start, good, good

28.02.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"see, this kind of divisiveness is what drives people away from the left" they say as my head explodes

28.02.2026 12:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noah can't even hate watch he got fired so fast

25.02.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Making my way in from the car park as we speak

23.02.2026 02:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DeRo earned it in the preseason, scored multiple braces and schmetz basically conceded he had to start him as a reward

23.02.2026 01:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was thinking of Noah after that DSC catastrophe

22.02.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm excited Justin Che is back in the league, he looks good tonight

22.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll call it even. They both get double digit goals. We just pay 20 million less for the privilege

21.02.2026 09:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was thinking to myself how annoyed Sounders fans would be if we finally spent huge money and it was on Sargent. Good player, but holy moly

20.02.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't realize they literally didn't have scouts until just a few weeks ago. I knew it was the Vermes show there but I didn't realize they literally didn't have an organization outside of him

20.02.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love a USL-MLS story, also love that this move will annoy SKC fans

19.02.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big MLS Media is infiltrating our sacred indie writers! Down with the cabal!

19.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TLJ was 60% a 10/10 movie and 40% a 3/10. I actually really liked the Luke/Rey/Kylo dynamic in that movie

19.02.2026 00:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The scene where Han goes "this was the death Star, and THIS is starkiller" and showed how much bigger it was is the moment I started to feel dead inside in the theater

19.02.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0