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@shekeepsbees

Beekeeper, Small Biz Owner, Anguished American Navy Vet honoring my Oath. Cop’s kid, Liberal AF. 8th Gen in the PNW. I think I’m hilarious (Not everyone agrees.) If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane. 🚫 MAGA 🚫 Crypto 🚫 Porn 🚫 Elon 🚫 DMs

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Oh, boo-hoo-hoo. This is the finding out portion of the program, muchacho.

08.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23 year old Ruben Ray Martinez’s last words? β€œI’m sorry sir”.

ICE shot him 3 times and killed him.

Renee Good’s last words? β€œIt’s ok I’m not mad”.

Alex Pretti’s last words? β€œAre you ok?”

These are the people DHS calls domestic terrorists. Threats. Aggressors.

Abolish ICE

07.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 4099 πŸ” 1730 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 47

Up $1.75 here. And I drive for a living.

07.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They might resort to manufacturing an event on American soil, in order to generate support for β€œgetting even.”
The playbook fits, what with phony assassination attempts and martyred public figures as an historical pattern and a possible predictor of future behavior.

07.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is losing the American people.

No amount of mainstream or social media gymnastics will get them behind this war, especially as they see more soldiers in caskets and their costs of living spike out of control.

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07.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1557 πŸ” 388 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 11
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What a feeling 🎢🎢 πŸ’ƒπŸ©°

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m kinda low key wishing Grandpa Bernie hadn’t stepped in on that schoolyard beat down the Teamsters leader was about to rain down on Markwayne McMuffin.

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Im fortunate to live in the birthplace of Dutch Bros and Human Bean. I also have a neighborhood kiosk. Starbucks exists in Barnes & Nobel, Target, and Freddy Kroger. I don’t shop there, either.

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Corporate greed. They started off being a great company. But alas, they got the greedies.

07.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t Markwayne one of those losers who try to pass himself off as a Ranger or some shit when he never actually served in the military?

06.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is who I'm voting for!! He understands the plight of the working family. Please share.

05.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Another sacrifice to His Lord And Savior, Orange Jesus Trump.

06.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to see @malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social primary that POS Fetterman in 2028. Please, Universe, can we make this happen?

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t Elizabeth Warren from OK?

A lot of deep-red Trump places are starting to wake the fuck up, too.

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG!!! The ripple effect of the choices we make…

06.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would’ve guessed Walmart. Neither of them get my $$.

06.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saffron is expensive. That powdered fake cheese for Mac & Cheese is dirt cheap in the bulk bins.

06.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Off to the gravel pit with her! #JusticeForCricket

06.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Too late. 🀣

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, maybe…

06.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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STROKE HARDER!!

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dorito dust?

06.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Krazyeyes is next. Then Nutlick.

06.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Oklahoma friends, you have an opportunity…

06.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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***** MEDIA ADVISORY *****

Clyde Conway (D-Central Park) will be issuing a video statement on the firing of Secretary of Puppy Killing Kristi Noem shortly.

05.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 5895 πŸ” 537 πŸ’¬ 250 πŸ“Œ 26
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05.03.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I applied for Social Security in September. My husband and I are planning to retire in June. He applied for Social Security in December and will start drawing it in May. So far mine is β€œpending.” Government speak for GFY, I guess.

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he still get the jets? I hope he finds her missing β€œblanket.”

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0