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@nancyhart

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They’re the chiclets of testicles…

06.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Au contraire. He doesn’t discriminate against any child until they hit high school age.
But Moses has that boyish grin…

06.03.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going down is his specialty

06.03.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

His son’s phone is buzzing so hard over this crap he moved it to his front pants pocket.

06.03.2026 23:49 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Keeping tiny squeaker from having any dignity

06.03.2026 23:48 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

She’s experienced at getting him to come

06.03.2026 03:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s only one, since there’s no space. One for each of his main personalities

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*too

06.03.2026 03:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s to high for him to reach without an extension ladder

06.03.2026 03:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pity pass on the fourth try

06.03.2026 03:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To an entirely different country with an overcrowded and poorly maintained prison.

06.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or both. See: Kegsbreath.

06.03.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hawleying ass outta there

06.03.2026 00:00 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You have to ramble when you can’t read

05.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Start?

05.03.2026 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The sentence remains true even without “punched while”

05.03.2026 23:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The boy ain’t exactly Smartacus.

05.03.2026 23:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He thinks it’s a video game.

05.03.2026 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has been

05.03.2026 23:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. He should meet with them in person.

05.03.2026 22:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s also not how the market is measured. If the entire Dow was ever worth less than that in dollars, I think we’d be in even bigger trouble than now.

05.03.2026 22:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a suit and a blue shirt Alt: Ice Tea

She could still use Ice for the commercials!

05.03.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re “equally yoked.”

05.03.2026 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s no longer over $50k though. 😜

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She brought her husband thinking it would shield her.

05.03.2026 22:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He said it’s scheduled to be announced this coming weekend.

05.03.2026 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You get to touch the outside of the blanket

05.03.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honked like a goose at that.

05.03.2026 22:05 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Has your car warranty expired? Avoid this expensive repairs with Shield of the Americas…”

05.03.2026 20:39 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re trying to get a ride on the…plane.

05.03.2026 20:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0