Retro Pals Chat Out of Context

"E. L. Fudge wrote Fifty Shades of Chocolate"

"bicentanial man gets a robot weiner"
"Robottom Surgery"

"*to the tune of have you played atari today* have you shaved a jaguar today"

"flight of the bungholebee"

"Unfollowed by dog furries and Amico otherkins"

"SPONGEBOY BE BOB I SNORTED AN OUNCE OF KETAMINE AND AM ABOUT TO DIE"

"You rescuse Eroge Bush in this?

"*George"

"remember, good things come in bears"

"Join a pirate LARP separatist colony"

"zack & wiki wiki wiki wiki wild wild west"

"pngtubers in eternal war with the pongtubers (all pongtubers look like Nolan Bushnell)"

"Wishbone is: The Great Dictator"

"Can you put Retropals back on hiatus"

"🎶Welcome to Xabungle, we've got budget games!"

"Elmo died for our sins"

"i got a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of penguins and you put stuff in the concave belly like strawberries, it was $5!"

"turns out you can't just diagnose every patient with 'galaga'"

"Drinking a new cocktail called PMP (Pee Milk and Pussy)"

"Please please demon man, tell me I have a fat heart but not in a medical way."

"see alex not so easy being chat is it"

"Frogger: A puzzle of Flesh"

"most Jaguar games involve destroying polygons, because the system does not like having too many polygons"

"<herzog>No, you must never play zis game</herzog>"

"it's like limp bizkit had the secks with kyuss??"

"it's too bad nobody ever released a pinball table just called 'oiled up dudes'"
"Whoa, Nellie! Big Juicy Dicks"

"pro gameplay? no. alex is talking. its prose gameplay"

"Mario Madness is what you get when you feed Mario to other Marios. That's why UK exports of Mario were banned in the 80s."

<rescue_cat> Danny I am going insane

"hear me out: a horse demolition derby"

"NFT apes don't tear your face off, they give you additional layers of face. More than is necessary or safe."