FPL Goalboss

I’m not dissatisfied with my wild card tbh, just pissed off my bench weren’t so fan fucking tastic.

Ah, now I understand. 1million years of actual human evolution has been surpassed, in a heartbeat, by an Ai model developed by some teenagers in a Californian sweat shop lab, with the help of Jesus. Cool. 👍

If every taxi I get in Miami this summer isn’t driving insanely and playing this I’ll be very disappointed if not fucked off.

Seriously any man that wrote a thirty-seven-volume work covering a vast array of topics on human knowledge and the natural world, which became an editorial model for encyclopaedias, had no time for drinking beer. 🤷🏻‍♂️

So, no Eastern European oligarchs? No Russian Billionaires? Have they all moved their money to the Cayman Islands?

ICE employ many incel boys who played COD who have grown up looking for real action and are inured to shooting and kills. Perfect MAGA recruits. Straight out of clockwork orange.

Best wishes for 2026 shaggers!

Could be some people don’t actually just love the nature of the game, grow with its changes, don’t give a fuck but still love the craic. Football has always been devisive, ffs, I’m Scottish and live in cauldron of shite. Fuck those cunts. Love the game, love yer mates.

We need to talk 😕

So far so good shaggers!

Give the man peace 🤪

I work from home on a farm in South Spain. In the middle of my Xmas night works party with me and the staff (wife and 6 rescue dogs)
..and this is my (please spaghetti monster) my last effort!

I’m like a fucking butterfly

Mission agreed and accepted

Now!

😆

Oh great ethereal spirits of FPL please give me your guidance…

Evanilson or Mateta?

My FH is now a superb example of a Bluesky community effort 😄
Thanks to all participants.
Further input accepted as we build to the weekend..
Boomshanka 😊

…he’s in !

Good call. Saka in for Damsgaard. 👍
I’m easily swayed…

I’m on my FH this week folks. This is where I’m at so far. 5.7m in bank 🤪
All advice grateful received.
All mocking accepted in good grace ☺️

Ace 🤣

Did you get served? 😄

I'm going to the pub...…
By the time I walk down the 2 miles to the town,
Have a few beers and whiskys.
Walk back up the road - probably eating a kebab.....
Do you think they'll have drawn the first team by 10pm ??

Torture

The Waterboys

Life, Death and Dennis Hopper.

Noted 😝

But not in a bad way

a tower with a blue sky behind it and a lot of smoke coming out of it ALT: a tower with a blue sky behind it and a lot of smoke coming out of it

Oil spunk