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Billionaires have never not been parasites

"my hands are a registered weapon" is 100% something Andrew Tate would say, thinking he sounds badass and intimidating but it just solidifies the brat vibe

Minnesotans eat ice for breakfast actually

Is the de-escalation from invading Greenland going to be added to the list of wars trump has allegedly ended?

I just know it's a matter of time before Minnesota decides it belongs to Canada now

Man getting hit with a stop sign meme. The man captioned "Me" is holding a sign with the caption "Israel is torturing Greta Thunberg", ready to heat the man with the caption "normal conversation"

I can't wait for when all the billionaires' mansions become public property and get turned into museums, exhibiting the dangers of unchecked capital

That's exactly the impression I've been given, just never know which is which.

As a European, I know allegedly there's "people of Target" and "people of Walmart" and that those are supposedly very different crowds, but we don't have these stores here, so I never remember which one is which

Is it your anxiety or is it the techno-fascist state

My best trick against overconsumption is being poor

The way my jaw stayed in place

There's no such thing as a "promised land", there's just land, and the people that live in it

My most reliable source of anger

Stealing in general is not hard. It's stealing from the rich specifically that is hard.

Franky (One Piece character): It's never a crime just to exist!!!

I am so done with this shit and feel ready to fight for a cause, but I have no money, can't vote where I live, I don't know what to do, I feel powerless, and I don't want to go to jail. But I am certain there is a way I can make a difference.

Anyone else out there feeling the same way?

Good morning America, please be chill today

At least the SS showed their faces

Low key scared to elaborate on any of my political takes, just in case the American oligarchs flag me as a communist terrorist and I somehow disappear from the face of the earth next time I visit the US as a tourist

Capitalism is not fully compatible with human nature and basic moral values, and they insist it has to be this way for some reason

How are you going to judge my weed, when you can't live without xanax

I can't believe I'll have to keep taking breaks to pee for the rest of my life

If the elders are supposed to be wise, why are some of y'all so stupid?

A bunch of product listings on Etsy with alligator Auschwitz merch

Capitalism breeds innovation

I'm so glad I'm not American today

Very tough pill to swallow: immigrants are the backbone of western societies, pay their own taxes, and do the jobs no one else wants to

I love Americans, but y'all need to speak less and do more