Tony Wilson

Is this why Kegseth drinks?

Micro Rubio.

The Quarter Pounder always tastes too dry and salty with little other flavor. Wish it was better. I find myself getting Triple Cheeseburgers instead.

Is this only going 6 issues? Because that makes me sad. Love Nova.

Looks like Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea.

It's supposed to moisturize the lizard skin underneath, but the orange grease paint he insists on slathering on top is causing a chemical burn.

Wonder if he'll fall asleep during his own speech.

Kagan says stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

Prepotente?

Like Gargoyles in Snow Crash.

Luckily I married a woman who only gives a shit about February 15th aka Half Price Chocolate Day.

You aren't going to Origins Game Fair or GenCon by chance?

Please tell me you've still got that hat.

Going to need to work on your cardio behind that offensive line.

Yeah, but the chain smoking monkey more than makes up for it.

Flash Fact: If you watch subtitled movies, you can't doomscroll at the same time. You're welcome.

Adding to my Letterboxd watchlist. Thanks!

Shut it down. You've got massive leverage right now with public opinion. Don't let that idiot Schumer fuck it all up by giving in as usual.

What's the strategy for removing Stephen Miller from the White House?

Merlot Mondays. Tequila Tuesdays. Whiskey moves to Wednesdays. Rum Thursdays. Jagermeister Fridays.

We should be posting his pics here:
www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmy...

Why find a government that's using the money to attack its own citizens? Seems pretty dumb.

In normal times, this isn't hard. Does this bill help Americans and make their lives better? Yes or no?

Last time I sent messages to Dick Durbin about the previous shutdown, I got a bullshit form letter back that was completely out of touch with reality.

The dumbest part of all of this is they rolled up on a random vehicle that was there by chance. They didn't know shit in advance and it's infuriating to see them scramble to construct some bullshit narrative now.

A hole in a K hole?

It the party was competent, they would divy up all these topics to specific Congress people and beat the drum every single day. They can't walk and chew gum, but if each person had a topic they were strong in to attack, I think we'd be in a better position.

They've accelerated their whole plan because someone is terrified about the mid-terms. No time to be wishy-washy. Time for the Dem Congress Critters to get their act together and go into 100% attack mode every single day. Divide up the issues to focus on between all the members.

“Even a casual scrutiny of history reveals that we humans have a sad tendency to make the same mistakes again and again. We're afraid of strangers or anybody who's a little different from us. When we get scared, we start pushing people around. We have readily accessible buttons that release powerful emotions when pressed. We can be manipulated into utter senselessness by clever politicians. Give us the right kind of leader and, like the most suggestible subjects of the hypnotherapists we'll gladly do just about anything he wants — even things we know to be wrong. The framers of the Constitution were students of history. In recognition of the human condition, they sought to invent a means that would keep us free in spite of ourselves.” — Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark

His only real skill is fucking couches and they can't fight back.

Hands actual size