Tom Curren

do not feel well today but waking up to 'to dare is to poo' has changed everything

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Up the Arsenal, before you all log off can you check this out pls? thx uuuu

he can have my legs I don't need them

title race hinges on Kai Havertz' fitness imho

crazy how much better at football Arsenal look when they put players who are good at football on the pitch

Tomo Curren is fundraising on behalf of Movember Dear reader, While I'll spare the details, between 2019 - 2023 I struggled horribly with chronic panic attacks and anxiety. It was the most debilitating and confusing period of my life. Recovery was...

Hello! I need some help from my lil community here. Next month I'm running my first half marathon for Movember. Running helped me overcome some brutal demons and idk where I'd be without it. I can't wait, but need to hit my fundraising target first! I would hugely appreciate donations and shares <3

Just checked in on Twitter, where enormously smart and respected people are currently retweeting AI-generated videos of fabricated Iranian attacks without a thought in the world

a team so terrified of what they're chasing I'm surprised they don't whack it in their own net and be done with it

I hate it. I hate all of it

sorry everyone for needless whinging but my tweeting is a direct reflection of my mental space (shitting myself)

I just think they're scared as hell

This is genuinely appalling, again

GOD I'VE MISSED THE CORNERS

Can Sadiq Khan stop Asif Aziz's mass evictions? We went to the billionaire's home to get answers, as a leading homelessness charity cut ties with the landlord and tenants begged the mayor to save their homes.

Breaking:
*Asif Aziz's mass evictions of Londoners appear to be BACK ON
*Sadiq Khan personally demands immediate response from the landlord
*Leading homelessness charity cuts ties with the Aziz family and refuses donation
*Questions over legality of paperwork
www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

A free and financially stable local press is such an unbelievably crucial arm of democracy and thanks to *unnamed publishing conglomerates and broken economic models* we've forgotten how crucial they are when run and functioning properly. Defend this to the hilt

Jim and co doing the absolute lord's work. Everyone in London should have a LC subscription. Incredible, incredible

Who's the billionaire behind London’s biggest mass eviction? He's the London philanthropist who says he's committed to solving homelessness. So why is Asif Aziz's Criterion Capital rushing to make hundreds of Londoners homeless in the coming weeks?

London’s “worst mass eviction in recent history” is underway; hundreds of households across London told to get out of their homes this week by the same landlord, ahead of the renters rights act. The landlord? Billionaire Asif Aziz’s Criterion Capital. www.londoncentric.media/p/asif-aziz-...

Cannot publicly say what I think of this man

10 Years of Poorly Drawn Arsenal On February 20, 2016, I woke up, as most humans tend to do, except that I was frozen to my bed. Unable, or unwilling, to move. My palms were sweaty. The back of my neck was hot. I was breathing rapidly. This had unfortunately had become my routine; I was having another panic attack. This day roughly marked a month of this routine. Most people after day 5 of this routine would logically think to themselves "I really hate this, something needs to change," but me, not wanting to be burdensome to my own emotions, decided that another 25 days of this would be polite and really let me know if I in fact do like this or not. Day 30 told me the same information that Day 1 did, which is that I really do not like this and something needed to change. I impulsively, as most decisions in my life are, decided to reconnect with a childhood activity I really loved. Drawing. And so I reached to my nightstand, grabbed my Nexus 7 tablet, and decided to draw about my favorite sports team Arsenal. I was going to set a daily routine, something to look forward to, and draw Arsenal every day for a year. I would post this online as a way to prove to myself that I can do something, people can look at it, and it doesn't have to be perfect. The first drawing What Poorly Drawn Arsenal has meant to me has always been hard for me to explain. Partly because, as my teacher when I was 10 years old explained (with negative intentions): "Jacob is a bit of a renaissance man. He has a lot of interests and thus struggles with putting his thoughts into written word." And while there is some truth in that, either because it's something I actually struggle with or these are the standards that were put on me at 10 years old by a teacher and I've carried that through my entire life, let me try. This project was born out of a moment of crisis for me. While Poorly Drawn Arsenal is not the sole reason I’ve gotten better, I did go to therapy and address the underlying issues, it has always been a reminder to me. A reminder that I can make something and it doesn’t have to be perfect or even good. That I can post that unfinished thing online, people can see it, and that’s okay. That I myself can be unfinished, people can see that, and that is okay. I’ve gotten a lot out of Poorly Drawn Arsenal over the years. More than I would have ever dreamed of. I’ve won awards, met players, toured London Colney, met Win, done work for the club, done work for Adidas, been in the NYTimes (technically it was The Athletic but gonna call that a win). I don't feel the need to accomplish more. At this point, I think the most useful service that Poorly Drawn Arsenal can provide is that someone out there reading this, struggling in the way that I struggled, has realized that there's a path out of that cave. To clarify, the path doesn't have to involve silly doodles. But, if this helps one person realize that it gets better, that you don't have to wake up to a panic attack every morning or however your demons are manifesting themselves, and that I am proof that you can get out, then I've done my part. As a quick aside, while I'm honored to have done all the things I have with Poorly Drawn Arsenal, the one thing I treasure the most is the people. The community around Arsenal is truly special, both online and in person. Online it reminds me of what the promise of what the internet is supposed to be. A place to find like-minded people to fill a void that you might not be able to find locally. Bare with me here for a second, but I just read a book about the Enshittification of the internet. For those unfamiliar with the term, it's basically the process of services maximizing profits over user experience. I fear this is happening to our sport. As the absolutely blind optimist that I am, I believe, perhaps foolishly, that the Arsenal community has the ability to keep our club in check. It's becoming harder, but we've done it before. The people are what makes the club what it is. 10 Years of Poorly Drawn Arsenal To wrap this up, thank you for following along for the last ten years. In the last 10 years I've gone through a break up, met a girl, lost a dog, lost a cat, got a dog, got two cats, proposed to the girl, married the girl, and as of this week we are on the waiting list to adopt a baby in the next year or so. This has been a truly humbling experience. Thank you so much for being here. Finally, to my fifth grade teacher, I hope this is okay. Reading this back, I realize that this sounds like I’m ending this project. And while I don’t know how much longer I will be doing this, I am still having fun. I’ve done a lot of performing of comedy over my life, I was on a Saturday night house team for 7 years, and one of the things they instill in you is this concept of “follow the fun.” I'm still having fun and I'll keep following it. **React to this** 👍 👍 👍 - 👍 👍 - 👍 Poorly Drawn Arsenal is free, but there are other ways to support what I do. ****Share the newsletter:**** tell your friends (or your enemies) about it. ****Buy some merch:**** I put a lot of my drawings onto shirts, mugs, posters, stickers, etc. This helps keeps the lights on at PDA Headquarters and you get something in return. Neat! ****Leave a Comment:****leaving a comment just lets me know that you like what I’m doing which is sometimes hard to know when you are sending out emails into the ether.

Today marks 10 years of Poorly Drawn Arsenal

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Detonation Late-night commiserations

Started writing it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit

send my broken boy some love

Keep the ball, keep your heads Arsenal's latest wobble, the blame game, a make or break moment

NEW: Thoughts after the debacle of Wolves. On the players losing their heads, Arteta's struggles to keep them on track, poor team selection, the lack of calm in possession, and the fact there's still time to correct course.

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Detonation Late-night commiserations

Started writing it. Had a breakdown. Bon appétit

speaking in this headspace is a mistake. but I have never, ever seen Arsenal recover from something like this. i thought the emotional bomb had finally been defused but it's just detonated

i'm don't mean to be hyperbolic, but this is the worst horseshit i have ever seen in my entire life

you know what, fair

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a brick wall . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a brick wall .

Rice, Hincapie and Martinelli against another of the lowest blocks in football history

Yessir