Aisha

im sorry but a child cannot win the super bowl lets be real here

"its" "to" "find" "your" "dog"

drake maye being 23 is so funny to me

hey so where are democratic representatives while americans are getting murdered in the street

i asked my four-year-old what her super power would be, if she had it.

she said she would have the power to make multiple of herself and then she'd sell them.

which sounds like the plot to the next box office horror smash.

it just feels like nothing will happen anymore

holy shit this is awesome

YESSSSS

insane how comms companies garner little to 0 press and still keep their jobs. my past two campaigns have been abysmally PRed. crazy how it impacts my career more than the actual comms people.

YES

no greater birthday gift than getting carded in a college town.

"soon AI ads will look indistinguishable from regular ads!" mmm, maybe yours...

they moved up into the next round 🥲

thank you!

I'm running a pitch for the first time and it's so FREEING to call the shots and be able to set the pace and find ways to use our time efficiently.

this book is insane

just put a refurbished leica M6 on hold at the local camera store 🤭

not to oversimplify but i've been playing with my kid for 30 mins before her bedtime and it's solved like 89% of the toddler behavioral problems

she seems fun!

do we like this? should I put it in my book (but like pretty deep?)

YES

*husband and i both complaining about our days*

me: and then the vendor told us they wouldn't make any more changes, which we didn't approve.

husband: totally, i warned people my patient would code, no one acted quickly enough, and he almost died.

LOVE

i'm reading "careless people" the memoir that facebook tried to crush because of how inept it makes zuck and sheyrl sandburg look.... and ngl if someone wrote a book this embarrassing about how big of a fuck up I am, i'd probably kms

parenthood is so intimate. tonight my daughter stared into my eyes as she was actively pooping, held my hand and said "i love you"

getting older is awesome bc why am i waking up with wrinkles on my shoulders

oh, very glad i didn't join when i got an offer from them

me at a party with almost 40-year-olds: so what year are you

triggered

this little reframing zoom has introduced is the most useless, annoying feature ever