Raytheon is a nice name for a girl
06.03.2026 13:30
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oh good it’s raining again
06.03.2026 12:55
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i don't want to be a warfighter
06.03.2026 08:05
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hmmm
06.03.2026 07:58
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well, well, well
06.03.2026 07:57
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how do elephants call each other?
by elephone.
06.03.2026 04:04
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Mr Brightside
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
Mr Brightside is out.
05.03.2026 12:47
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or if they were made with fentanyl
05.03.2026 15:51
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This sounds like an episode of Always Sunny
05.03.2026 15:12
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Cornetto
05.03.2026 14:21
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Mr Brightside
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
Mr Brightside is out.
05.03.2026 12:47
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me: I don't use AI
them: autocorrect is AI
me: duck off
05.03.2026 12:11
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Autocorrect can get ducked
05.03.2026 08:09
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Cover of Get Ahead of Being Dead, Your Handy Planner for the End of Life by Evie King. Red flowers surround the text, living at the top, wilting in the middle, dying at the bottom. Quote from Richard Herring at top. Don't buy this book if you're already dead, it's too late.
🚨Cover reveal🚨
04.03.2026 10:52
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The simpsons meme where Mo throws Barney out of the bar only for Barney to reappear behind him
Panel 1 Ayatollah Khamenei
Pane 2 The US
Panel 3 Ayatollah Khamenei
05.03.2026 08:01
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I love Bluesky
05.03.2026 07:47
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Dodgy dentists feeling the bite?
05.03.2026 07:37
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Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
05.03.2026 05:17
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you could slide down its neck in the morning!
05.03.2026 05:51
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I suppose they’ll make us all learn to manufacture killbot AI drones instead. ☹️
04.03.2026 22:16
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Would there be a Home Guard? Would quite like to join the Home Guard.
04.03.2026 22:08
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I’m quite short-sighted myself. Think I might start taking off my glasses when the news is on
04.03.2026 21:54
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Boss level tactics
04.03.2026 21:43
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My mum is incredibly squeamish about blood but also never missed an episode of ER. She is also v. v. shortsighted so would handle this mostly by removing her glasses for... a great deal of E.R.
04.03.2026 21:23
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I think it’s important to keep killing the paternal line of succession until we finally reach Baby Khamenei. King Ralph of the Ayatollahs. It’ll be zany fun.
Yes, of course he already has a beard.
04.03.2026 02:27
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Politely fried tf outta my man
03.03.2026 21:40
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Jesus: …and I was there, walking beside him all the way.
Columbo: ok, I guess that wraps it up…
Oh, hold on. I just need to clear up one more thing. Then I’ll leave you in peace.
Jesus: sure
Columbo: exactly how many sets of footprints did you say there were?
04.03.2026 13:00
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Richard Jordan in the hunt for red October saying “you’ve lost another THAAD system?
04.03.2026 06:20
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I’M GRUMPY
03.03.2026 20:36
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