Iβll settle for silver fox
Iβll settle for silver fox
Iβve visited twice. once for an exam and once for a funeral. some day I will visit again and have a nice time.
4kg of dates in a big plastic food box
sickos.jpg
I bought a huge plastic box last night to put my 4kg of dates in but I might go and fill it with petrol instead
yes itβs fine
threads [1984]
itβs fine Iβm working anyway
no
Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label
I made this to express my feelings
Discography Main article: Bryan Adams discography β’ Bryan Adams (1980) β’ You Want It You Got It (1981) β’ Cuts Like a Knife (1983) β’ Reckless (1984) β’ Into the Fire (1987) β’ Waking Up the Neighbours (1991) β’ 18 til I Die (1996) β’ On a Day Like Today (1998) β’ Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) β’ Room Service (2004) β’ 11 (2008) β’ Tracks of My Years (2014) β’ Get Up (2015) β’ Shine a Light (2019) β’ So Happy It Hurts (2022) β’ Roll with the Punches (2025)
heβs done at least seven albums about it
Is this about up the arse #totp
Today is Bandcamp Friday.
"Workers of the World, Unite!" - A portrait of Karl Marx, surrounded by verses from the Koran supporting the oppressed. Artist: Hassan Musa. Sudan, 2012.
line go up π
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
Map of the Glasgow subway showing that it is in fact a single circle
somebody just stuck their head into the subway carriage and asked where this train was going, which caused some bafflement
americans suggesting americans will be dealt with by the hague need to do some reading about how america behaves towards the hague
there are like 50 people in the country who want the UK to get involved in the Iran War, one of them is Kemi Badenoch, one of them is Nigel Farage, and the other 48 are newspaper columnists
you can watch the anchor's brain short circuit in real time
not the angus steak house in piccadilly circus
a 4kg box of mixed dates
Iβm not going to revert just yet but, when I do, the signs will have been there
Scottish politics is good again bbz
lol bsky.app/profile/scot...
still a Hob, but no knob, I see
Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel
oh baby
your baby is a Hob. much too think about
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreaderβs commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencerβs eybrows raise slightly] β¦Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerβs face. The intervieweeβs name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment weβre joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: βDubai Is Brilliantβ. [Pointing at the screen, the influencerβs expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatβs previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which areβ¦? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: βI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toβ CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
Corbyn political compass
Iβve got a bit of a stonner just looking at this
screenshot of that reprehensible stephen miller video but itβs upside down