ICE is an abbreviation of “I Can’t Ejaculate”
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If the birthday card isn't his, then where's his birthday card?
You know,
to his best friend?

Might go to DC and throw some sandwiches 🤔

You’ll never have to stop foot,
if you never start foot
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A photo of Trump eating a taco bowl with the caption "TACO", his newest nickname (which is short for "Trump Always Chickens Out")

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The photo of Trump’s assassination attempt with the caption “Totally Staged”

#totally

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The Colorado painting of Trump with the caption "Honey, I broke the economy" and a small Melania cutout wearing the Hamburglar costume.

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This economy sucks ass (falling trend chart emoji) 0/10 #participationTrophy

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Sorry Folks, But Ignoring it is What the Germans Did.

Someone kicking the head of a sad Elon Musk, as if it's a soccer ball, with the caption "gtfoh"

and stay out

It’s weirder than that. It wasn’t the Tree of Knowledge. 🤔 It was the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. 😳
That’s the damning sin.

And then they write an entire book about what is good and what is evil 🤦

A tariff is a tax hike

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No effort is too small

Schumer capitulates

Cartoonish forest animals sit cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"

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Cartoonish forest animals sit cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"

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Not a single bone spur in this photo 🦶

Cartoonish forest animals sit cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"

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Cartoonish forest animals site cheerfully with the caption, "He's doing a terrible job"

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This

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At this point, we don’t know who now has the nuclear codes

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A train with “47” and “MAGA” markings is on fire and lifting up off the track. The test reads, “So soon?”

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