I like that this dog has a crumpled up bottle. This is not sarcasm and a secret judgement about your dog parenting skills. This is just that I like that he has a bottle.

I like throwing rocks into the nearby Area 51 and avoiding being shot at at random intervals every day.

You could've just asked me.

My percentage was thrown out because the votes for "insane" were too low. (0.001%) I'm always insane, it's the only thing I feel.

New Year's.

Happy New Year! Nipsey here- I only have 48 reposts! Look I need 2find a human on the East Coast to save me! I’m a really good pup! My family moved and didn’t take me! Pls repost me! It’s New years Eve and I’d like 2b in a home soon snd not killed here! Pls REPOST ME!

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Happy New Year! ... later today.. tomorrow

We might need like 8 glasses

Yeah, but I went as a thief and stole everyone's candy, so they MIGHT have first place, but I have all the candy.

The car you don't drive next to. Because when they leave it's not gonna get any better. And that's them PARKING, that's them going SLOW.

Or they blocked it out.

𝗥𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁

#𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲

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Urgent. Please sign.
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The County of Hawaii starts starving cats Jan. 1. We will no longer be permitted to care for cat colonies we have cared for for years...🐈‍⬛🐈
Please help stop this egregious ordinance passed by an abusive group of County Council members.

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www.change.org/p/priscilla-...

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Yeah, but I think when I crawled out of the sea I looked like this

Since this is not my photo, I would like to point out that one cat would be on one of their tails though.

Happy #Caturday Day

Ohhh. I see-e *nodding** . CAAAT. v

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While we wait

Also good morning

This place scares you by trying to break your neck.

That's because it's dilapidated and in need of repairs.

My sky is not this blue. I think we have different skies.

Dug by this dog.

That looks like the time I got ketchup on my shirt and then tried to bleach it out and then bleached through the color on my shirt and the ketchup.

So either the squid is coming out of the ocean or the bat is flying into it. Or the sky's broken.

Sure, why not.

I didn't know Anonymous had anything to do with Valdthsythe castle and talked to frogs.
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Caturday but wrong