Jesse

Jokes on you, daylight savings time. I rarely know what day it is, losing time is hardly new.

I can just feel the pollen count looming on my horizon, this allergy season with a back injury is going to take me out so, so hard.

I’ve been playing a sport right handed for 20 years, but it’s sunny again so I tried it left handed so as to not disturb my super injured right side.

Immediately threw my back completely out in what some are calling “the most 30s display imaginable” and now I can’t get out of my car. Rip bozo

Hardly the most pressing issue, but ambient stress causing my hair to fall out is stressing me out and in turn making my hair fall out harder. This vexes me.

Also rapid hair fallout boy is a terrible band name.

Can’t wait to replace my reality with a guided tour of raccoon city, should be a nice relaxing vacation

Now that I’m finally getting around to watching Bugonia

Hey what the fuck. four stars

Wow there’s so many beautiful flower arrangements online today I wonder what’s OH

Photography would probably be a solid replacement hobby, honestly. Who needs rotator cuffs to hold cameras anyways?

Disc golf was my main thing for 20 years, and I think I’m finally too injured to continue.

I have no idea what to do with 70 degree weather now. Sure is nice out there.

A boat AND tugboat got stuck and I’m already hoping for another boatstuck sized distraction, this boatstuck tolerance is untenable

At least improvised sled injuries come with a bundled cold compress at the bottom, happy snow day to all who infrequently celebrate

So, does Jonnu Smith still have some college eligibility left somehow

Hey uh real quick, what’s going on up there in buffalo

Mark Fletcher: ethical running back punching it in. Low key, dialed in.

Mark Fletcher’s Mom: bedazzled af, and rightly so.

The mandalorian, sadly starting a new diet for new years

“This is the way”

Watching black bag, but holy helation batman. Thought I had my glasses on backwards somehow

Windiana by a million imo

Didn’t Indiana score on the exact same play in the first matchup? Déjà vu hitting hard

I also need somebody to explain Miami in coverage tonight, they just doing things out there

Public transportation when

I live in the middle of a five hour monster truck rally every night, the drag racing is going to make me mclose it

The pace of current events is making it hard to find reliable books to help explain recent history, the reading list looks like a cvs receipt at this point. Feels like the worst time to be behind the times.

Please stop asking the replicator for “bowls of human blood.” It’s not technically illegal but you’re really freaking people out

It’s the year of the Linux desktop, muttered while troubleshooting the unreachable Linux desktop

My Atlanta falcons are really getting fleeced by multiple separate consulting groups pulling in multiple separate directions in the same offseason.

This coaching search is going to one for the ages. The mind boggles.

Darnell Mooney, who I’ve never said a cross word about, is also getting involved

No the falcons still can’t stop the run, or cover the forward pass, but we do have a league average pass rush at long last.

Good enough to force a redzone field goal, but only just

DRAKE LONDON SO GOOD

I think Georgia brainwashes edge players, it’s the only explanation for Jalon Walker taking on pulling guards like that.

Oh so this is why you’re supposed to consult your physician before adding any new exercises

30s are great, love this, hap new year

refs are stuck in recursive loops if you don’t let them announce the last flag, it’s like stranding a roomba until the next season