Dude, Where’s My Shirt?

Thank you, stud. Glad you like what you see 😉

Bad angles and lighting.

I’ll probably sleep a bit loose after you get done with me 😂🤣

I believe it will drop them in the winter or try to. Depends on how cold it gets wherever it is living. Mine do it and keep coming back.

Yeah you just let the leaves fall off and bury it and do literally nothing and it becomes whole new plant, pretty much irrelevant of light and watering lol

Thank you, stud. You’re too kind.

I am super most definitely not big enough. It’s annoying.

Good boy. That’s the same, right?

Lemme in there

I was definitely ignored or, at the very least, not spot-checked by QA when assembled.

I will stand in that line

I’ll be right there

Sounds like me and my slutty lil shorts need to visit your gym sometime…

Well fuck

Since I own the same one, I love it

So it’s summer already?

Bring it on, bro.

When and where, stud?

Sheerly somebody wants to wrestle?

Say less, I’ll be right there

I only know sarcasm and self-deprecation. Seems to work ok tho 🤷🏻‍♂️

Glad you’re ok, stud. I hope recovery is smooth and quick.

lol I have actually not done that yet. I just delete the app and pretend it doesn’t exist.

And just like that, I’m done with Instagram again.

Good boy

Don’t have to ask me twice. Get in there.

Well don’t make dad wait.

The calories are the hardest part to figure out tbh

Go for it, stud

Oh, it’s you.