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@goatfellboy

By day a nurse, but by night asleep (sometimes the other way round). Delver, tinkerer & mystic fungus enthusiast. Proud Citizen of Nowhere. Demi-sexual. Gender: Snufkin, pronouns: any Never knowingly understood Forth and fear no darkness!

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Coal, a black cat, stares into space with the tip of his tongue sticking out

Coal, a black cat, stares into space with the tip of his tongue sticking out

We have achieved maximum derp

05.03.2026 17:46 👍 111 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 0

Oh, sorry, were you trying to be furtive? I didn’t see you there!

05.03.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ahh, some sort of river nymph then 😊

04.03.2026 20:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beautiful 😊 Moustache cats are the best!

04.03.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️

04.03.2026 17:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Serious version 😮😊

04.03.2026 16:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Queen of Goblins 😊

04.03.2026 14:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small tuxedo cat in a cardboard box - she has a small white moustache

A small tuxedo cat in a cardboard box - she has a small white moustache

Fig looks like my Luna 😊❤️

04.03.2026 13:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I would have read it, but we only had the films on 4:3 vhs so the text was tiny by the time it fit onto the screen

04.03.2026 13:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lolth, Demon Queen of Sheep 😊

04.03.2026 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

03.03.2026 18:38 👍 3887 🔁 1231 💬 73 📌 161
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TIE Fighter Total Conversion in VR with a VR controller interactable cockpit is phenomenal. God I love this game, it's so cool re-visiting it like this.

04.03.2026 05:41 👍 366 🔁 72 💬 20 📌 9

I do not trust cat haters

03.03.2026 13:28 👍 78 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 1
You're either frolicking in this field with me Or
You're frolicking in this field against me

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me

02.03.2026 22:20 👍 1298 🔁 432 💬 23 📌 45
My cat lucifer standing on my leg and looking directly at me

My cat lucifer standing on my leg and looking directly at me

I’m being menaced for doughnuts. It’s a good job he’s so handsome

02.03.2026 12:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Really concerned to hear the Defence Secretary refuse to rule out UK's involvement in future strikes on Iran.

Iraq lessons must be learned.
Further escalation in the Middle East makes us all less safe.

Starmer must rule out UK involvement immediately.

01.03.2026 09:48 👍 4666 🔁 1071 💬 210 📌 52

My BG3 motto is “No bottle of Ithbank left behind”

02.03.2026 11:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was wants to be Blair 2.0, but he’s Blair BETA pre-release build

01.03.2026 22:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you kind squirrel 😊

01.03.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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01.03.2026 21:06 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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In this episode of Rupert, our intrepid little bear receives instruction in sorcery from Baphomet; he eats the magic berries and thus obtains a vision of PAN.

22.11.2024 20:16 👍 278 🔁 61 💬 6 📌 7
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Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

01.03.2026 05:23 👍 8605 🔁 2936 💬 118 📌 364
"I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven’t lived in blood and bone. That doesn’t mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it’s not freedom you’re after.” 

Sahar Delijani

"I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven’t lived in blood and bone. That doesn’t mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it’s not freedom you’re after.” Sahar Delijani

#StopTheWar #HandsOffIran

01.03.2026 19:53 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I just almost snapped at my cat and I blame politics

01.03.2026 03:35 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Well, he’s a vacuous notion, so that could hardly be said to be alive at the best of times

28.02.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Almost certainly true, and another opportunity to remember that Netanyahu would willingly trade away the safety of every Jew on earth to save his own political career and avoid going to prison for his crimes.

28.02.2026 13:52 👍 1982 🔁 487 💬 16 📌 9

As a Brit I can only conceive of the size of things in very specific terms - “How many badgers is it?”, “it’s the same size as X number of double decker buses?”, “football pitches?”, “jumbo jets?”. If at all possible, please factor this into your calculations 😊

28.02.2026 22:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

regressing to my youth (walking around occasionally reminding myself that my right-wing government is waging an illegal war)

31.12.2025 00:12 👍 398 🔁 61 💬 2 📌 0

doing so many thought crimes rn

28.02.2026 17:24 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 👍 13103 🔁 5304 💬 88 📌 184