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18+ only | he/him | Boston c. 2020 Neuroscientist Hungry πŸ’™ @lardrox.bsky.social

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N*ntendo preparing children to grow up amidst the next mass extinction event

27.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!!

-Do not support ANY of this
-JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK
-Seriously. NONE. Of it.

11.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 4568 πŸ” 3568 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 46

Still plenty of growth ahead for the big-big leagues

24.02.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tummy Tuesday feat. aspiring big big boy

24.02.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Darkness Falls isn’t great…, but Midnight Mass ended up being my favorite Mike Flanagan show!

14.02.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For your consideration:
Jaws
The Wicker Man
Lost Boys
Us
Darkness Falls
If tv is allowed, Midnight Mass

14.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tits be like

21.01.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

16.01.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 11099 πŸ” 3288 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 81
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Tuesday

06.01.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 574 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

He is, as they say in the south, built like a brick shithouse (lovingly)

23.12.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting ready for Christmas πŸŽ…πŸ«ƒ

14.12.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 1329 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

Downgrade

09.12.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two half gallons of golden eggnog

Two half gallons of golden eggnog

03.12.2025 19:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just mad

03.12.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Filling up the car by January, I see

01.12.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'll do you one better and show progressive growth belly 🐷

28.11.2025 11:29 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Democrats:

24.11.2025 04:32 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Still fat af. Ready to push it even further.

23.11.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 776 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chugalug! It’s fat bear season 🐻🐷

onlyfans.com/italianhoagie

19.11.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 997 πŸ” 118 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

*whispers* buzz it all off and you’ll see them better

16.11.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Superwholocktober was last month

15.11.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe flank”

12.11.2025 17:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weird getting woofed at by someone who’s blocked me on other apps

12.11.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy little accident!

07.11.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYour intellect”

06.11.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The full weight of western capitalism is about to laser focus on NYC. The robber barons failed to win and will panic. They will sabotage NYC because the system cannot allow Mamdani's term to be successful. They cannot allow people to believe things can be better. Your job now is to hold the line.
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05.11.2025 06:05 πŸ‘ 2712 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 29

What perfect album came out the year you turned sixteen?

It’s a tie

04.11.2025 22:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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morning hair with morning thighs 🍽️

04.11.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 396 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Stay right there and let the bierstick come to you

04.11.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl, wegmans

03.11.2025 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0