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Upperclass Twit Of The Year (this joke was funnier on another site) Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician I lost on Jeopardy, baby...

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U.S. May Have Committed War Crime In Sinking Of Iranian Ship The Geneva Conventions say nations have a duty to “take all possible measures” to help rescue victims of shipwrecks. A U.S. submarine left that to Sri Lanka.

“The 312-foot Dena and its 130-member crew, many of them musicians in the Iranian navy band, had just finished participating in an Indian government naval exercise and cultural exchange that the U.S. Navy had also participated in and were on the way home on Wednesday.”

07.03.2026 00:03 👍 894 🔁 438 💬 58 📌 112

[James Stewart] You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's building concentration camps, and paying brown shirts to terrorize schools. It's gold in Oval Office and and and bombs dropped on hospitals in Gaza

06.03.2026 15:44 👍 225 🔁 34 💬 3 📌 0
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Good Morning BlueSky Friends

" OH how I love the
poorly educated "

06.03.2026 11:31 👍 150 🔁 37 💬 12 📌 3
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Kristi Noem's husband left her hearing after being humiliated by having to listen to questions about her having sex with another man.

Kristi should have married Jerry Falwell, Jr.—he would have been joyfully diddling himself under the table.

06.03.2026 01:30 👍 1687 🔁 356 💬 172 📌 21

Every sycophantic ass-kissing unqualified loser hanging around Mar-a-Lago for the last 4 years saw Trump’s presidency as an opportunity to fleece taxpayers with one corrupt scheme after another knowing they could get away with it because the boss is worse and Congress won’t care.

06.03.2026 01:40 👍 2277 🔁 516 💬 55 📌 15

dammit

05.03.2026 20:44 👍 77 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 0
Steve Carell - Brown's Chicken commercial
Steve Carell - Brown's Chicken commercial YouTube video by Bat42

Brain Candy:
Steve Carrell’s 1st “big” commercial. Potential. Fun to look back & see where he started.

youtu.be/faAZo970RA4?...

05.03.2026 13:48 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Mark Wayne Mullins from Oklahoma!! Here he is hiding on Jan 6🥸😝🔥😡

05.03.2026 22:36 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 1

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

05.03.2026 23:16 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 23:10 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1
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🤣🤣🤣

05.03.2026 20:47 👍 14159 🔁 3997 💬 439 📌 252

telling myself that this clip was the last straw

05.03.2026 19:05 👍 2742 🔁 472 💬 95 📌 12
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ScottCandage - Twitch Upperclass Twit of the Year - streams FM26, usually as Ipswich Town, DJ in Second Life, singer and musician

www.twitch.tv/scottcandage

05.03.2026 20:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.03.2026 15:27 👍 5927 🔁 2380 💬 90 📌 182

The new head of DHS referred to "President Hegseth" the other day, quickly corrected himself, and then complimented "President Hegseth." #MarkwayneMullin #NepoPlumber

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 314 🔁 70 💬 28 📌 5
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BREAKING: Trump has FIRED DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and has tapped Senator Markwayne Mullin to fill the role effective March 31.

05.03.2026 18:46 👍 1295 🔁 380 💬 370 📌 147

NOEM IS OUT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

05.03.2026 18:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Pentagon is spending $1,000,000,000/day to distract you from Donald Trump's alleged pedophilia.

05.03.2026 18:07 👍 1244 🔁 448 💬 67 📌 26

Everyone should call Gonzales and encourage him to stay in the race. (Kidding. Kind of.)

05.03.2026 18:03 👍 867 🔁 144 💬 39 📌 2

NBC News: Are you afraid of a U.S. invasion in your country?

Iranian FM Araghchi: No, we are waiting for them.

NBC News: You are waiting for the U.S. military to invade, the ground troops?

Araghchi: Yes

05.03.2026 17:52 👍 356 🔁 142 💬 31 📌 74
Diced butternut squash in a curry sauce on a bed of rice

Diced butternut squash in a curry sauce on a bed of rice

Butternut makhani
www.patreon.com/posts/butter...

03.03.2026 14:10 👍 35 🔁 19 💬 0 📌 0
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"What?...", 2025, Acrylic on canvas - Nataliya Bagatskaya, Ukrainian, born 1967

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

05.03.2026 12:12 👍 219 🔁 45 💬 2 📌 0

Boomer huummor to avoid Manic Depression

05.03.2026 16:41 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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05.03.2026 16:13 👍 38 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 1
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Senate Republican 'abruptly' retires after 2 terms Another GOP lawmaker is calling it quits in November, according to multiple reports. Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT) officially withdrew his paperwork to run for another term on Wednesday, NBC Montana report...

www.rawstory.com/steve-daines...
Sen Steve Daines (R-MT) officially withdrew his paperwork to run for another term on Wednesday, NBC Montana reported. Daines was first elected to the Senate in 2015 and has been a staunch ally of trump's....

05.03.2026 16:32 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 2
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Well would you look at that

05.03.2026 15:44 👍 28291 🔁 7997 💬 841 📌 337

There's no money for humanity,
And all you want for war,
The focus is death and destruction,
So contractors make more,
Then they fund political campaigns,
As part of the grift,
Promise when they leave office,
A job as a lobbyist.

05.03.2026 08:34 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Fat Man and Little Boy
Fat Man and Little Boy YouTube video by Hounds - Topic

My song about Trump and Hegseth from earlier this winter, on all streaming platforms.

05.03.2026 07:48 👍 118 🔁 35 💬 8 📌 1
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A Beech tree I have enjoyed visiting regularly over the years, Exmoor.
#photography
#monochrome
#blackandwhite
#bnw

05.03.2026 06:33 👍 1482 🔁 134 💬 35 📌 3
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Boycott: A lesson from history that might be an inspiration today with the Trump Crime Club and oligarchy. 😎

05.03.2026 06:31 👍 66 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 3