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Yeahhhh, I forgot it at home. Never again!

Incredible.

Bryter Layter - YouTube

I listen to this every year on spring forward day, for obvious reasons. I've posted it every year on BlueSky and then Twitter before that. I love it when it gets bryter layter.

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That these people are more like them than they'd imagine, and want the same things and feel the same things.

They've called Iranian people "horrible," "some of the worst," etc. While yes, you see the world as the filmmakers want it depicted, if people explored and watched things from/about other cultures, they'd (perhaps, but probably not with this administration) not be so quick to dehumanize them.

"Fuck Bush" was spray painted everywhere in Costa Rica when I there for school in the summer of 2003 and I spent the entire summer apologizing for our horrible country (rightfully so).

I wish I could force the ghouls of this administration, Clockwork Orange style, to sit down and watch Iranian movies until it clicks in their tiny brains their fundamental misunderstanding of the Iranian people.

100% agree.

I have burnt the shit outta myself.

top 100 mlb players ever where some of the 100 players definitely exist

i, for one, am ready to let ai handle all of my important medical decisions

i got sunburnt at pride in the park. this is where being icelandic bites you in the ass. see through skin that the mere suggestion, the rumor of sunlight will burn.

A latern jawed actor with a day’s stubble makes a “shush” gesture while presenting a hamburger sandwich. He is dressed in the costume of the Hamburgler.

The Sexy Hamburgler fandom is dying. Reskeet if you remember Sexy Hamburgler

Indeed. Haha.

yes, and your post told it all in one post and left me with an indelible image lmao

This is like a full novel in like 200 words. Chef's kiss.

19 years ago today for my birthday my friends took me to a strip club a couple towns over that was in a double wide trailer and I got a private dance from a dancer who, unbeknownst to me at the time, was xanned up and she fell asleep on me mid dance. Hope she's doing well

Afterwards my friend Matt walked up to another dancer on stage and she was half heartedly doing her thing and he was like "hey! You're in my physics class! What did you think of the last test?!" And she just started talking about how hard the test was while the was just standing there naked.

Suddenly a dancer appears and I was just sitting there not knowing what to do. The dancer came in and said "I'm only doing this cuz I'm getting paid. Boy your friends are cheap. You get 5 minutes." I asked her to just sit next to me so they'd think I got a dance and we talked about cartoons.

All of a sudden I realized we were on the interstate and I demanded to know where we were going and they were all just drunkenly laughing. They pulled off the highway and into the parking lot of Cafe Risque, made me come inside and then I was whisked away into one of the private rooms.

When it was about time for my wedding when I was 22, I was hanging with my buds and we were all drinking. They told me we were going somewhere and we all piled into two cars. I had told them for weeks I didn't want a bachelor party and I didn't want to go to a strip club.

For some reason ZZ Top's La Grange was playing in my head as I read the story.

Tina Turner from the "Better Be Good to Me" music video. Tina is really beltin it out into a mic.

I've been walking around with Tina Turner's "Better Be Good to Me" stuck in my head for over a week now and I have no idea why.

I thought it was all over for my boy blue when he lost his head, but boy what a comeback.

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

If I weren't stuck in Florida's armpit, I certainly would!

delicious. lemme at it.

I don’t think people have grasped what it means to have a WH & a military who commits mass murder over and over for the sole purpose of committing mass murder.

Capitol Hunters confirms Platner lied about why he could not get back into the Marines in 2009. It was because of his Nazi/antisemitic tattoo. He blamed Marine policy barring sleeve tattoos, but Marine policy grandfathered sleeve tattoos. It barred symbols of hate, which is what the Totenkopf is.