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Trump during White House celebration with Inter Miami: "The election was rigged and stolen"

he really is the GOAT at saying shit like this

*Resigned* Imprison Britney.

I also know four more Australian baseball players than I did yesterday morning.

Tarik Screwball, should be his name.

Bullllllllshiiiiiitttt.

They should make the whole President out of the rash.

Tonight, we are all deeply saddened to learn that legendary film composer John Williams, 94, has not yet released his first piano concerto for streaming.

May he can rest easy knowing he’s holding back new music from his fans.

John Williams, the 94-year-old emperor of movie music…

…is alive and well!

This instantly vaults into the top 5 of the most important shots Vince Carter has ever hit.

To me, the WBC is like the World Cup, but for baseball.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a...

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President assures nation: “I will not get bored of the war I started.”

This is what a 40 year old looked like in the 80s.

It was going to be Robert Duvall

“Second or third place is dead.”

Minnesota is fucking inspirational.

DOJ Examined Men in Epstein’s Orbit Accused of Sex Crimes. None Was Charged. Several women told investigators after Jeffrey Epstein’s 2019 death that they were sexually abused by his associates. The Justice Department has said the files include unverified allegations.

Multiple women alleged to prosecutors that they were sexually assaulted by high-profile associates of Jeffrey Epstein, according to the recently released Epstein files. None of the men was charged.

No prior familiarity. See immediately.

I think it's important to take a step back, and really think hard about how this is what the architect of the Iran War and assassination of its Supreme Leader was doing with his time only 12 years ago:

there's a madman in the white house, he's illegally started a war, he's offered no explanation to the public other than an insane conspiracy theory that Iran somehow tried to interfere in last year's election, and the opposition leaders are releasing statements full of mixed support and concern

Trump doesn’t support democracy in Iran.

Trump doesn’t even support democracy in the United States!

It never ends. One demented old monster just a cancer on the whole planet.

Terrifying bathroom with concrete floor and wood paneling, huge with nothing in it like a kill room

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

rapid onset dark ages

majestic

I’m genuinely rooting for him.