Mrs Belvedere

So, what you’re telling me is….

This week, I spent an entire evening in arms reach of Anthony Edwards and I think he was really happy to be in my proximity

Imma hold Sickos hand when I tell you this…

Very. That said, it’s a little quiet but non toxic like a pack of crayons.

If you have nothing to do, I highly recommend drinking a bottle of wine and making lemon bars like the little Bridget Jones nymph that you are.

I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).

Where can I get one of these basketball green Nike quarter zips??

A big part of me wants to wear 8 layers of outerwear, drink a case of beer and go to a Bills game in December

This covers is.👇

Was reminded today about the time I got in trouble in my sorority in college for accidentally starting a secret society. Whenever we would go out to bars, I would call it a “meeting of the cool girls club” and the uncool girls did not find it funny.

When even your Montana friends know the rules

Absolutely not, I’m proud of my neuroses, since my kid was about to get stuck in Denver for the night

The advantage of having a Type A mom who travels a lot is that when you fly home for the holidays, she upgrades you on both flights and has multiple back up options in case your flight has mechanical problems which would make you miss your layover

When I was 18, I imagined adults drinking 40’s a lot more than they actually do

Exactly

The only oddity is somewhere in Montana serving oysters

I’m more of a sock full of nickels kind of gal

Armed with a breakfast burritos and a wallet full of crisp hundred dollar bills, your girl did Vegas exactly as one should

As a data junkie, I’m begging to know how many documented cases happen each year to support her concern, I won’t hold my breath for fear of dying from lack of oxygen

If you happen to be in Vegas tonight and find yourself playing blackjack with the most interesting middle aged woman you’ve ever met….

You’re welcome

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

My therapist said sometimes anger is a good way to process unfairness so basically everyone come to my house, my shrink said flamethrowers are okay.

the cover of not like us, big house with a bunch of sex offender alert icons

2025 white house cabinet meeting

If you’re more upset about a transgender woman using your bathroom than you are about a rapist felon running your country, congratulations, you are an idiot, an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.

Yup, a much needed departure from the day to day, gambling amongst tech bros at the AWS event

Just be mindful of our headspace. I need a good 3-6 months before remembering he exists

Who decided we were bringing talk of Mel Tucker into this perfectly good new app? This is like, totally harshing the vibe, man

“When I see women in heels, I think of you”

- My physical therapist while chastising me about my life choices