Eric Lahti

ignore the message
focus on the medium
8th dimension strikes
#scifaikusaturday

message from the stars
car's extended warranty
they found us again
#scifaikusaturday

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The #ScifaikuSaturday #prompt for 07 March 2026 is ✍️ 📝 👩‍💻

#MESSAGE

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#AmWriting
#BlueSkyPoetry
#Haiku
#MicroPoem
#PoetsOfBlueSky
#Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
#SciFi
#SFF
#WritingPrompts

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What kind of weird freak fakes a bench press?

Hey! Remember when we had #magnanimous leadership instead of the petty, spiteful, vindictive and mean-spirited pack of jackals we have running the joint these days?
Those were good times.
#vss365

I swear, #magnanimous sounds like a supervillain name. Like, "It's okay to tremble fools, for Magnanimous is here to tell you things are gonna be just fine even when they're not! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
#vss365

To Kristi Noem, may I just say...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've got to be a special kind of stupid and corrupt to get fired from the dumbest and most corrupt administration since Nero.

"We thank the Lord for these #bountiful blessings He has placed upon us."
"Wait. That's just Bounty. It's paper towels. That's the blessing?"
"Correction: A lot of paper towels. Now put his blessings to work cleaning the church."
#vss365

So, is #bountiful McD's burgers a blessing or a curse?
#vss365

Does he ever shut up?

I'm a bit biased, but it is cool. :)

I have finally beaten #lethargy by moving into sloth.
#vss365

"They mindlessly parrot bumper sticker logic. No thought given at all to what they're saying or why. Politics is mental #lethargy and the heat death of reason."
#vss365

Literally the WORST PRESIDENT EVER.

If these dumbasses really think attacking Iran is going to bring Jesus back, they're in for a big fucking surprise.

"You see only my milky #cataract eyes and feel pity. What you don't realize is what I can see isn't visible with eyes."
#vss365

"These people look at the world through #cataract eyes. Blurred realities. Diffused colors. Blinded by the glare of stardom. They don't see what's really there and probably wouldn't understand it if they could."
#vss365

Cashews? Peanuts? Not sure. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

Rolled oats, peanut butter, honey, protein powder, and mini chocolate chips. I need to add nuts next time.

I made my own pre-workout protein bars and I'm never buying the damned things from the store again.

"'Splenda' is too hip-hop sounding for my tastes. It's like sweetener for the streets. I prefer '#Splendor', which tastes just as good and I don't have to pretend I'm 'cool' and 'hip to the hop' to use it."
#vss365

"If someone asks you if you want some #Splendor, it's up to you, but I'd recommend no."
"Why? What's wrong with splendor?"
"It's powdered angel wing. Do a line of that and you'll be flying in a blue dream for at least a week."
#vss365

Eric Lahti Eric Lahti grew up looking for UFOs and buried treasure in northwest New Mexico. Unfortunately, he never found either of them. Or maybe he did and he's just not telling. He did find some good stories ...

Enjoy some free books courtesy of me and the #smashwords "give a hoot, read a book" springtacular.
www.smashwords.com/profile/view...

What do you get when you blend #cyberpunk with #lovecraft?
One amazing #scifi adventure.
Get it while it's hot!
www.amazon.com/Occultation-...

bruised ego, start war
power attracts worst people
no enigma here
#scifaikusaturday

soothed the savage beast
dope beats and chanting saved us
with enigma songs
#scifaikusaturday

On a black and star field background, a non-AI tagged Pixabay image of an android is shown. The android seems to be contemplating the #ScifaikuSaturday hashtag. A blue, rectangle outline highlights the image and hashtag.

The #ScifaikuSaturday #prompt for 28 February 2026 is 🤔🫆🧩⁉️🫥

#ENIGMA

✍️ on!

👽 🛸 👍

#AmWriting
#BlueSkyPoetry
#Haiku
#MicroPoem
#PoetsOfBlueSky
#Poetry
#PoetryCommunity
#SciFi
#SFF
#WritingPrompts

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If you consider orbital mechanics, your #velocity relative to the rest of the universe is pretty high. It's like we all tearing ass around the galaxy but we're still not going anywhere.
#vss365

I keep trying to come up with bumper sticker sayings and so far all I've got is "Your ferocity determines your #velocity".
That'll be 50c every time you say it.
#vss365

Check out our Podcast with @ericlahti.bsky.social - We talked about aliens, treasure hunting, and where writers' ideas come from!
s3qx53.podbean.com/e/mythbehavi...