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Keira Perkins

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Scientist by day. Sometimes i write things at night. https://keiraperkins.com

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The difficult ones I always have to let marinate for a bit when I’m done. I have a hard time knowing if it’s finished

07.03.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
By the Numbers 10 - Arley's House

"What are the experiences of people of color in the publishing industry?"

arleysorg.com/by-the-numbe...

06.03.2026 23:14 👍 108 🔁 79 💬 4 📌 15

It’s always so fascinating to me when this happens. (Not during, of course. During is painful. I mean in retrospect)

They both want to be birthed but some of them insist on being difficult.

06.03.2026 23:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The way I think we should build a fence together.

I don’t know how to build a fence. It will be a disaster. But let’s do it

06.03.2026 16:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yes, and he was a cocker spaniel. He wasn’t especially jowly from the outside, but his mouth was like a TARDIS on the inside

06.03.2026 16:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had a dog that used to try to sneak rocks onto the house this way. 😂

06.03.2026 15:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t want to be my best self. I want to be a little gremlin that has pockets full of trinkets for strangers.

06.03.2026 15:33 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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The Husband Stitch ‘I have heard all of the stories about girls like me, and I am unafraid to make more of them.’ Carmen Maria Machado’s ‘The Husband Stitch’.

I’m introducing some female friends who don’t read much horror to a broader range of the horror genre via short stories.

They think they don’t like horror stories. I think they may just not like like slashers.

If you want to follow along, I’m starting them with this:

granta.com/the-husband-...

05.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Darlings! Shannon is one of my favorite artists. Plus he’s an excellent human!

Did I mention he’s open to commissions? Because he is!

05.03.2026 15:13 👍 13 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats! This feels so dreamy and magical

04.03.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t want to work. i want to go to AWP and be mysterious and aloof so everyone thinks i’m a big deal.

(I am incapable of both things and also I dislike attention. But i still would like to go to AWP sometime..)

04.03.2026 18:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you have female dogs, a fun and accurate thing to say/sing/rap at them is 🎶move bitch, get out the way🎶 when those bitches, are once again, in your way.

It doesn’t even hurt their feelings. It’s like their favorite game

04.03.2026 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How much of it spilling? I’ve found that copying tables will sometimes allow a row to split across pages even I’ve not allowed that in the original

04.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope.

I also don’t submit to pubs with shitty contracts and places that have a reputation for being shitty to authors and artists.

Why would I give you something valuable to me if you don’t value it or me?

03.03.2026 19:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope, absolutely not.

I will submit to places that have accidentally published AI-assisted work provided they remove it.

03.03.2026 19:17 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Because men 🤷🏼‍♀️

03.03.2026 17:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got an urgent request to write a tech report for a process. They gave me a document to reference in case I needed help

Reader, I wrote that reference document.

And that particular process doesn’t apply to them. It would be like asking for sunscreen when you’re in a cave.

03.03.2026 17:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My college roommate modeled when she was 19 or 20. Her reasoning was she was never going to look as good in the future as she looked in that moment (time comes for us all)…so she might as well romanticize her life & be a hot muse to some artists

03.03.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sketch with watercolor pencils and ink. Three pink Labubu monsters walking in front of flames. One is missing an ear. One is holding their eyes in their hands, like the Pan’s Labyrinth monster. The third has a stitched shut mouth. 

You can see parts of the words: HEAR, SEE, and SPEAK poking out from behind them

Sketch with watercolor pencils and ink. Three pink Labubu monsters walking in front of flames. One is missing an ear. One is holding their eyes in their hands, like the Pan’s Labyrinth monster. The third has a stitched shut mouth. You can see parts of the words: HEAR, SEE, and SPEAK poking out from behind them

Labubu. Pazuzu.

03.03.2026 03:33 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm an ugly old creeps Alt: Mad Madam Mim, the witch from “The Sword in the Stone”, grips her purple hair on either side and sings “i’m an ugly old creep”

Aspirational goals, for real

03.03.2026 00:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plucked a perfectly white (platinum blonde??) hair from a mole on my chin, thus further confirming that I am transforming into a witch.

Good.

02.03.2026 23:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve got more - but knowing the baseline of what you’re looking for will help narrow down the suggestions :)

02.03.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How do you feel about Halara? Most of their tops are polyester. There are specific care tips on their site, but honestly, the only one I’ve ever followed is to wash it in cold water.

The other stuff is nice to follow, but that direction is only there to keep you from melting the fabric.

02.03.2026 20:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sure, but those are poop hands. And i’m talking about a nicer restaurant than Golden Corral letting you try stuff

02.03.2026 16:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Part Three Section One Man's Vocation Life In The Spirit Chapter One The Dignity Of The Human Person Article 4 The Morality Of Human Acts II. Good Acts And Evil Acts

Do you think Vance knows his Catechism? The last sentence of paragraph 1756, specifically?

“One may not do evil so that good may result from it.”

www.vatican.va/content/cate...

02.03.2026 13:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you saying you want dressier stuff that’s easy to take care of? Because if so, i have some ideas.

02.03.2026 03:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know a lot of authors say ideas are the “easy” part, but I really wanted to submit to The Shining anthology & I can’t. It’s just this…

Brain: remember the dead woman in the bathtub?

Me: yep.

Brain: so dead.

Me: any other thoughts?

Brain: nope. dead. DEAD

Me: great. That’s very helpful

02.03.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s loads of microorganisms to be scared of - enteric bacteria in raw milk, for instance. Or like a brain-eating amoeba. Or that one that makes you allergic to meat.

But snot is pretty safe.

Just don’t inject it…

02.03.2026 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds like the sneeze guard was working as intended to protect the food.

While it is disgusting to eat a stranger’s snot, Streptococcus rarely causes food poisoning. And good thing too, because it’s ubiquitous in the environment. It just really thrives in noses.

02.03.2026 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, my actual job heavily involves applied microbiology. I’m aware of the risks more than most.

But a restaurant that follows safe food practices? It’s fine.

02.03.2026 00:46 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0