Say it. It is literally your job, you useless coward
06.03.2026 20:22
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Say it. It is literally your job, you useless coward
Have you heard of MONEY?
The only surprise here is that your obvious talent actually resulted in you being rewarded. Take the W
"Just as easily" is not the same as "just as likely". 7% of kids in private school, 23% of MPs privately educated. 27% of medical students. 34% of students at Oxbridge. 65% of senior judges.
There is another theory that states that this has already happened.
I can just barely remember Frank Spencer being on the telly when I was a kid. I'm 57 this year. This is some Internet hot take shit right here. Good work.
SIXTY years old here
Ming na Wen wants a word.
Fuck. That.
The only thing worse than being Hitler is wanting to be, *trying* to be Hitler, but being shit at it.
Shitler, if you will.
Against stiff competition, the oddest Opin I think I've ever seen.
Fuck I would love to live in a world where our PM would say that
What are we, the French?
This. We should all aspire to be this fundamentally decent. Respect, OP
I've had things on my"maybe one day" list for 15 years, some of them. I'll get there one day
Whistling in the dark
This joke will go over the heads of a lot of people.
Then crash into a building.
And even then, a lot of them won't get it.
True, but distressingly while almost everything apart from insects has less than 50 pieces of insect in it... chocolate probably doesn't.
Well yes, but they don't label Cadbury Dairy Milk as "less than 0.5% insects" but it is.
I once tried to hop over a velvet rope at a cinema. For extra cool, I had my hands in my pockets.
On the way up, my leading foot collected the rope, so when my trailing foot joined it in the air, it all came together. I landed on my face.
My bestest friend literally nearly choked laughing.
Gotta wonder how many people got today's (March 1st 2026) in one and it blew their fkn minds.
Graeme: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?"
Barry, triumphantly: "Mornington Crescent!"
Hard disagree
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a Theydon Bois
Puts me in mind of (I think) one of the single greatest lines of comedy ever written, from "Balham, gateway to the south" :
"a rose-red city, half as Golders Green"
There are so many reasons to check out "Mr In-between" on Netflix. The main character dealing with this situation is one of them
"slightly" is doing a lot of work here
You could be both
Great analogy, because the gloves are there specifically to stop you from damaging *yourself*
