Puppy Wilder 🔜 CLAW

After some much needed post-CAP R&R, welcome back to your regularly scheduled Wilder shenanigans (good boi treats and animal crossing, but make it slutty 😏)

Do I get extra points if I say badger 😏

Of course I was gonna wear rubber to Capcon 🖤🧷

I did enjoy walking down the emergency exit stairs 👀

If I had a nickel for every time the Orange Streak coaster at the Mall of America Cap takeover got stuck, I’d have 2 nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice

Right back atcha, soggy pup 😏

December 29, 2025 at 2:16am

Shiniest dog at the dickso

Oops, I mean disco 😏

Hmmmm we might have to do more research, but that sounds right to me 😏

Wanna compare pamps there, champ? Guaranteed yours will be soggier than mine 😏

All I can read is “biggest” 😏

Biggest kid at the dog park 💪🏻

Pretty sure they don’t let in babies like you at the dog park 🤔

Foot? Balls? Where do I sign up 👀

𝘜𝘮 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, it’s an old propane freighter (probably)

Some of my first pup photos were in secluded public areas cuz I was too nervous to take pics in my shared apartment. I’ve become the dog I am today cuz of those experiences, and I’ve offended exactly zero passersby in the process.

Be your weird self, as long as it’s authentically you 🐶

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Drier than yours, per usual

I give it 20 minutes

Casual Friday? More like casually peeing your pants 😏

You’d be right I weren’t a professional in taking thirst traps in other people’s rooms 😅

Hai frens, it’s been a minute 👋🏻

This dog needs more shenanigans in his life, maybe even tomfoolery 😏

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Pup Pius XIII over here

Ngl I kinda ate with this last minute Sexy King Boo cosplay 👻

Finally outgrown my biggest toy! Kinda really proud of myself for that 👉🏻👈🏻
Time for an upgrade? 😵‍💫

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@rubbergimptwo.bsky.social “I love you. But if we get shot while in the same car, I don’t want to haunt the same space with you”

You can gather my magic 😘
(Is that how this game works)

“Yeah, I’m into sissification.” *pushes boulder up a mountain* - Nine

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No u 😤

Who’s exited for lubey phone cameras and a hotel full of shiny degenerates?! THIS DOG 💙🖤
Catch ya boi at MIR 😏