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@joetheyogi

One year sober Diehard Packers Fan Detroit City Football Club Fan Believe in Diversity, Equality, and Inclusion

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The closest we got is the “Always Sunny in Philadelphia” episode “The gang solves the gas crisis”

11.03.2026 23:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How dare any QB throw for three or more touchdowns in a game, don’t they know that’s Al Bundy’s most cherished record?!

11.03.2026 16:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it’s not even a record, 100 points is the record.

11.03.2026 16:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So are all records off limits now? So if a guy is at 55 game hit streak do they just gotta not swing? Kobe didn’t die while still in the league. Dumb.

11.03.2026 16:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah just like any consumer, give them unlimited time they will talk themselves out of any purchase. But it wasn’t like the trade was agreed to in January and they were still waiting and then said “nah”.

11.03.2026 13:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My guess is they will get cute and never actually use him to return kicks.

10.03.2026 22:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jets trading to bring back Gino Smith is the most Jets thing that ever did Jets.

10.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Red wings Zamboni chicken fingers bucket

Red wings Zamboni chicken fingers bucket

Have you seen this chicken finger Zamboni?

10.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So he can just wave his hand and say “Tesla FSD is free from any responsibility from killing people!”?

10.03.2026 16:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take all the tenants of sharia law and relabel it as Christian law and they would be all for it.

10.03.2026 15:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s no Rick Porcello.

10.03.2026 01:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s gonna nuke them?!

10.03.2026 00:42 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ka$h can’t even find a kidnapper who took an old lady. Not much confidence in anything else.

09.03.2026 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Johnson: Don’t tell my wife but I have seen him naked and he is well endowed like a Greek Adonis.

09.03.2026 21:00 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wait it’s the Seinfeld episode where Jerry sees Uncle Leo shoplifting then finds out his parents shoplift because batteries are expensive and die quickly.

09.03.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The media will gladly accept that it’s over and move on. Nothing else to report on it.

09.03.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man with a red face is standing in a space ship and saying it 's a trap . Alt: a man with a red face is standing in a space ship and saying it 's a trap .
09.03.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is like in “Silicon Valley” when they couldn’t fire Big Head because he had a contract so he just had to hang around the office and get paid for it. They are just gonna hire people to do nothing just to pad the job numbers. Very USSRish.

09.03.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Plus they took on the contract and gave the Packers a big salary cap bump in 27.

09.03.2026 15:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or podiatrist getting a lot of business from people cramming their feet into too small of shoes.

09.03.2026 15:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s because he’s now going to the Cowboys so instantly adds +30 in rating. 🤪

09.03.2026 14:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Save a bunch on next years cap as well.

09.03.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is kinda true. The 930 sunsets during the work week suck. Would go for 830 then all the damn firework shows can start sooner.

09.03.2026 13:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a cartoon of a man hiking up a mountain with the words halfflip876 below him Alt: a cartoon of a man hiking up a mountain with the words halfflip876 below him
09.03.2026 01:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two bedroom apartment with a fire escape above a bar. Perfect apartment.

09.03.2026 00:17 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car .

Putin having his sanctions lifted at just the right time.

08.03.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bbq in the Midwest on a sunny Sunday evening.

Bbq in the Midwest on a sunny Sunday evening.

Nothing like a grilled burger with all the fixings that make it look like the emoji 🍔 on a sunny Sunday evening.

08.03.2026 22:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Especially on a weekend, my free time is much more valuable than whatever can be saved from .10 or .20 cents a gallon cheaper.

08.03.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Adams family house in color.

Adams family house in color.

Too much pink and bright colors.

08.03.2026 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This writing is like really really bad.

08.03.2026 17:47 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0