Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities.
They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.
Handmaids tale shit. Federal abortion ban has been introduced, EOE removed, funds diverted to communities with large married couples population. Gilead is being constructed…
Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil sees the shadow of death and fall of an empire, so there will be 6 more weeks of winter and then groundhogs inherit the earth.
🤷🏻
She's braver than essentially the entire Democratic Party and the entire media industry
These executive orders are awful but sometimes you gotta chuckle at how bad they are at this.
At conception all my mammalian embryos are female so according to this executive order everyone reading this is female.
I’m perfectly fine with this.
I woke up this morning thinking about Marc Maron’s 2017 stand-up special “Too Real,” which holds up unfortunately, painfully well.
This guy is ready for bed #cats
So cold in my office that I have to Bob Cratchit this workday!
I feel this in my bones. Mine snapped so hard at me when I said, “don’t feel bad about that, it wasn’t your fault” I didn’t speak the rest of the phone call. Happens so often that I don’t interact much anymore. Just listen and wait for her to finish speaking.
Look, this is simple for me. I will not be reporting undocumented immigrants, Jews, trans or gay people, no matter how much the incoming fascists demand it.
But I am HAPPY to report every abusive clergy leader and politician. That's what we should be demanding, imo.
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
I’m excited to wake up tomorrow, brew more coffee, and start knitting again. I love weekends!
Shrinking is an amazing show. That’s all.
Why is it that when I go grocery shopping and fill up my fridge I suddenly want to DoorDash tacos and not cook anything I just bought?
How Rupert Murdoch, the founder of Fox News, divides nations. #theintellectualist
A Golden Retriever rests magnificentally on a bean bag, paws in the air, and is graciously longing it's floofy paws as a yarn swift. The dog is simultaneously helpful, beautiful, and nonchalant.
I interrupt your day with the most majestic thing I have ever seen on IG.
Exactly!
Me this morning: hovering and dishes done. Trash bagged up. Ready for coffee and knitting!
I also like to start my do nothing days by vacuuming and doing the dishes so I feel justified in doing nothing the rest of the day.
Anyone else go to bed early the day before a do nothing day? Like, I have tomorrow off and I plan to wear comfy clothes, knit, and eat soup. I am going to bed early so I can get up early, make some coffee, and get started doing nothing!
Anyone else go to bed early the day before a do nothing day? Like, I have tomorrow off and I plan to wear comfy clothes, knit, and eat soup. I am going to bed early so I can get up early, make some coffee, and get started doing nothing!
My mom used to bake up the strips with some cinnamon sugar. Mmmmm
Looking forward to a weekend of homemade soup, knitting, and comfy clothes. All justified in my mind by cold weather. This is why I enjoy winter.
Me driving straight home from work and avoiding the fast food I really want…
Yes lol. May I add:
Dad joke
Screenshot from X
A mountain sunrise photo
And some slimy crypto bro
My feed here is an emotional roller coaster.
“Oh look a cute cat! Grrr, fuck Trump and MAGA. What a lovely cable stitch on that sweater! Should I really be smiling about that post regarding the CEO? Who cares, that meme about adhd is hilarious!”
Dear Christians: Contrary to popular belief, most people who question or leave Christianity do not do so because they want to sin.
It is often because they have witnessed utter hypocrisy and a lack of love within the church.
