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M1st3rBurns

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Married to @mrsburns16. Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him. 45. Hamilton, On πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Happy Friday sexy friends! It's #NewNailDay 😘. Zoom in to see the flame 😏

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white selfie thirst trap with a red colour-popped flannel shirt and jeans.

Black and white selfie thirst trap with a red colour-popped flannel shirt and jeans.

Who up Slaying they Spire (too)?

#FlannelFriday

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Who else is happy to get to Friday this week? Ready to enjoy some chill and relax timeβ€¦πŸ˜‰πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ˜˜

#FlannelFriday

06.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 7923 πŸ” 1877 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 92
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Ummmmmmm ☺️☺️

05.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Laundry in lingerie is how we do #MilfMonday around here 😘

03.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lesson 1: don't make taser chess

26.02.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 964 πŸ” 162 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

24.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't quit your life. ❀️

24.02.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(first day as an AI salesman) Can I interest you in an exciting slopportunity

24.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 1476 πŸ” 151 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1

Get you a man that can do both πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

23.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I'm here for 😘😘

23.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, just stopping in to Riyadh briefly. That's a relief πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

23.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I JUST SAW!! WHAT THE FUCK??? DO YOU LIVE IN RIYADH???

23.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hold on. Who's making these rules???

23.02.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Open flannel shirt. Open jeans. Open hearts. Open minds.

Open flannel shirt. Open jeans. Open hearts. Open minds.

What we do in the shadows #FlannelFriday

21.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

TGIF, right?? 😘😘

21.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Open flannel shirt. Open jeans. Open hearts. Open minds.

Open flannel shirt. Open jeans. Open hearts. Open minds.

What we do in the shadows #FlannelFriday

21.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Olympic Update:

A whole country held its breath and let it out with 35 seconds left in a hockey game

Sweden has one hell of a women's Curling team

Ski Halfpipe was cool when the athletes could stay on their skis

Short Track Relays are a harsh mistress

8am Sunday is a good time for a beer πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ’

21.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sending sunshine and a smile your way today πŸ˜Šβœ¨πŸ’– Happy weekend!

#FlannelFriday

20.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me when a cowboy makes a spurious claim

20.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 820 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

At every stage, I was screaming, "WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO NEXT???"

20.02.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Olympic Update:

Tears were shed on the rink, and now we pick ourselves up and try again

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Curling continues to move on as our men advance to the gold medal match and our women scraped their way into the semis

What the fuck is the fever dream they called Ski Mountaineering?? Did I imagine it??

20.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#ThrowbackThursday to warm things up. Just thinking about the days when the sun wasn’t the only thing turning up the heat 😘

20.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they'll be fine, eventually. But a lead with less than three minutes to go is gonna sting for a while.

20.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So proud of our silver medalists ❀️🀍❀️ They never quit against an American team that's set up to dominate for years.

19.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching both and I'm gonna throw up πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

19.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THE CURLING IS JUST AS STRESSFUL!!

19.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's good luck so far πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

19.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie, wearing my 'Canadian Girls Rock' t-shirt.

Selfie, wearing my 'Canadian Girls Rock' t-shirt.

#GoForGold

19.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1