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<puddlesipper> wellcome ye back
<wet_haybale> ta
<puddlesipper> hast tha seen the moon this eve
<wet_haybale> nay be it ftrange ?
<HimWhatEkes> tis red
<wet_haybale> that be new ?
<gleanmachine> Zounds man do ye ever look up?
<wet_haybale> not unlefs it pleafe milord
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There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...
if you believed this you should be fired on the spot because you are one of the dumbest people alive
judith beheading holofernes by caravaggio
happy international women's day
the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.
The options on the table were managed imperial decline or launching insane aggressive wars of choice to try to maintain hegemony over a shrinking sphere of influence, the Trump administration clearly publicly picked the latter last year (in a DOD strategy document), and this is what that looks like.
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Donald Trump loudly and publicly demanding to be allowed to pick the next leader of Iran is so so so insanely stupid and humiliating
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
For $1 billion a day we could add enough solar panels to double the generating capacity of the US grid in less than five years.
Probably not going to get the traction it deserves but it’s insane 1. Stephen Miller is giving dod press conferences and 2. explicitly saying the us policy towards the irgc will be war crimes
The war now includes South Asia.
Former foreign secretary of IN noting that the Iranian ship the US illegally bombed in Sri Lankan waters was there at Indian govt invitation. By rule, they had no munitions.They were defenseless.
Indian & Sri Lankan govts were not informed about the attack.
A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime
re: the six Senators looking at funding the war in Iran bsky.app/profile/dell...
Headline of a Q&A in New Yorker formatting Headline: A panicked middle-aged man refuses to tell me directions to the bathroom. Subhed: Please, I just have to pee. I'm in a hurry. By Isaac Chotiner March 4, 2026
Excuse me. Oh, God. Oh, no. Holy shit. Get away from me. I was wondering if you knew where the bathrooms are. Look, I'm ... it's not a crime to scroll through your high school girlfriend's Instagram account. We remained friends after high school! I was at her wedding! It's only natural to see how she's doing.
I'm in a bit of a hurry, and I'm afraid that if I choose the wrong corridor, I'll be late for my train. I think they're down that way, but I'm actually from out of town. Please stop talking to me.
Real quick, though. I agree that it's natural to be interested in an old friend, but aren't you afraid about the message you might be sending by liking a picture of her at the beach from 2015? If that did happen, and I'm only going off your word, it was probably an accident. They put the ... scroll bars or whatever ... close to the thumbs up button. People have been complaining about that for years. I've been complaining about that for years.
the phillies have officially lost the nl east's big silly guys fun vibes status. the braves (ontologically evil) mets (have their own weird thing) and nats (AAA roster) are ineligible so congratulations to the... marlins?! that can't be right
Way too many Jalens in the NBA
The thing about Molina’s music and his life as far as I know is that he was always “trying” just like I am trying and you are trying. “Trying” is the truest and most overwhelming and all encompassing condition of the addict but it’s also a lie we’re all in on.
Jesse singal literally wrote a whole article about an imaginary me and then asked people to be furious at his fantasy version of me.
Ray Siko’s Last Stand
This is the exact same Guy you could find 2,000 years ago as a Roman senator gleefully listing the number of Germani slain and sold into slavery, 900 years ago exulting in the sack of Jerusalem, or 100 years ago celebrating 500 yards taken on the Western Front. Timeless chickenhawk scum.
(feet pounding on the packed earth) WOKE 2 WOKE 2 WOKE 2
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
(low chant in the distance) woke 2 woke 2 woke 2
i think most rational, well-informed people of any current or former gender can agree saving young men from their stupidest and most harmful young male impulses is the oldest and most important reason for society to exist at all
Foundries increasing production to record levels to manufacture history's largest Fell For It Again Award in anticipation
