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#TeamFight he/him tilting at windmills; yelling at clouds I write about the ways art is meaningful to me (and maybe ways it can be meaningful to you). And other things in life. my writing is at https://notesfornobody.ghost.io christopherhammett.net

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It is just now occurring to me that Brooks and his allegedfriend left and went to eat *Mexican* where they no doubt encountered only familiar terms. Probably this was widely commented on at the time.

09.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Equally probable that it was some young thing he was trying to hook up with as his wife was aging out of marriageable status.

09.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alternative explanation: he had the same experience as David Brooks's probably fictional* friend and just couldn't figure out how to order a coffee regular.

09.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Does not make navigating the Mexican health care system easier. Also does not make anyone less patient.
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09.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad enough having to explain US apellidos without getting into double Ms, double T's, and which Hs are silent and which are not.

09.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Just a correlation?"

YES JAKUB YES

09.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
someone ahead of Professor Jakub

As specialty coffee consumption has surged (84 percent since 2011), so has the loneliness epidemic. Just a correlation? Consider what your coffee order reveals.

someone ahead of Professor Jakub As specialty coffee consumption has surged (84 percent since 2011), so has the loneliness epidemic. Just a correlation? Consider what your coffee order reveals.

I'm sorry the first paragraph has me laughing out loud in a doctor's office.

09.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Muslims belong in American society because freedom of religion was and is a founding principle of the United States. Full stop.

09.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone line up 175 pairs of children’s shoes outside the WH please.

09.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 307 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Yes by all means I was waiting for Edmund Burke's advice on how to navigate the current age.

09.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Were you reading @virginiaheffernan.bsky.social 's latest too?

I really need to go back and re-read Huckleberry Finn. I've seen a lot more of life than I had at 19.

09.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Possessive pronoun erasure.

09.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You left out "deeply demented"

09.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK on the one hand that was benign and yet I'm sure there's some repellent backstory that I don't want to know and yet am going to be forced to learn in the coming weeks.

09.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god what

09.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Making Bartiromo appear to be an actual journalist takes a special kind of boss-level hackery.

09.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once you realize how much they damaged you by talking about the gays, it's pretty simple to let go of everything else.

09.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As long as they know it's not their homeland.

09.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a friend in PR at OSU and said "Please just don't let them call it the Taco Bell Arena" and he just said, "Worse."

09.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does Norway no longer exist?

09.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you're running in a Republican primary.

08.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A list (with pictures!) of the instruments allowed and not allowed at the World Baseball Classic. God bless bΓ©isbol

A list (with pictures!) of the instruments allowed and not allowed at the World Baseball Classic. God bless bΓ©isbol

PSA: f you are headed to the World Baseball Classic you can bring your bongos, but you've got to leave your vuvuzela at home:

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 66

What good is AI then?

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Widely hated man holds gun to own head.

08.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

20 SECONDS PER DAY FOR 180 DAYS

5 days of rest.

Reverse.

08.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This hardly deserves the term "conspiracy theory" - it was always the most likely explanation that fit the facts.

08.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Most opposition to Daylight Savings Time is a respectable form of flat-earthism.

08.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Three strangers awaiting terror together.

08.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Artisan grudge-farmer" πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

08.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Newsday, did you forget to spring forward?

08.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0