✨️Ruthie✨️

I unfortunately did not purchase this and I regret it

Copped this gem at the thrift today

I want to quit my job and become a writer

Because why 😭

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

Eating my lil greek yogurt cup at my desk in front of my work computer. Meanwhile, american democracy is being actively dismantled

Elon musk is the guy who says everyone bullies him but in actuality, he's just an asshole and that's why nobody wants to be friends

Im living through an actual coup and I still got in trouble for being late to work. This is hell

i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet

I wish they'd add heart react for my doctors messages in mychart

If i could put my cat as an authorized user on my credit card, by god, I promise you I would. I'd give him my power of attorney

Normalize lying to people who are too curious about your private life.

I dont why it happened, but I just kinda became a sweater vest person when I turned 30

There are so many people stress cutting bangs right now.

Don't do it.

Wait. Put the scissors down. It didn't fix you the last three times either.

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

I opened door dash for the first time in awhile to maybe order in on this wintry night. Turns out Jack in the box burger meals are over $20 a piece, so nvm

If crypto's as great as some people claim, then they have to explain why its biggest proponents are the worst people in our society.

My hair is greasy so I actually cant leave the house or do anything today

An orange tabby cat with a white nose and chest sits on a carpeted area next to a large plate window. Next to his feet is a battered mouse toy on a string. He is staring upwards at the snowfall with a mildly concerned expression.

It's Sunny's first snowfall and he is skeptical. He brought his mouse with him to investigate - opinion is pending. #catsofbluesky #cat #orangecat #pet #snow #pnw

Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel

Hell yeah

Im averaging about 4 hours of sleep, 8 hours of work, and 12 hours of existential crisis a day

Panic attacks at work are so chic rn

Reading the news feels like drinking poison

[looking at doomsday clock] well if i go to bed now i can still get a few minutes of sleep before the apocalypse

Thinking about fried pickles