Liz Roderick, prokleto crnogorsko prezime

We started a fire and I made stuffed chicken and roasted potatoes and can confirm, it makes the world a little less terrible

The fucking infuriating thing is when you didn’t share that load-bearing assumption and have been screaming for so long “hey, that thing you place all your faith in is a flimsy mirage, please help me do something” & ppl roll their eyes, then call you a coward for throwing up your hands and leaving.

He didn't fire Noem.

He's taking the heat off by sending her to harass Venezuela and the rest of us in South America.

This isn't a win for any of us. Please pay attention to the Shield of Americas tomorow.

Apparently in BiH they actually celebrate international women’s day. Flowers & candy & shit. “We respect them on this day, then beat them the rest of the time,” he says. I’m like, “At least they get a rose and a day off from the beatings, so it’s better than my country.” Have a good one, ladies

I have to get private health insurance to be approved for my residence visa in BiH. As an American I’m like oh, fuck. Then i run the numbers.

354km for a year. Thats like $210. A year. For the private health insurance.

Al Jazeera investigation: Iran girls’ school targeting likely ‘deliberate’ Al Jazeera investigation raises questions over deadliest single attack of war that killed 165 schoolgirls and staff.

"The findings reveal that the school had been clearly separate from an adjacent military site for at least 10 years.

They were children of military families.

www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Got damn its like 20 degrees (~70) up in this bitch. It’s fucking beautiful but probably bad for farming

He won’t get clean

I would fuck ANYTHING in space. Like one of those dudes with exhaust on their 1995 Honda accords. Tucker Carlson. Even I don’t want to know how far I’d go

The only point of the space hotel is to fuck in zero G

The mother is an asylum seeker. Her 7-year-old is deaf and didn’t have his hearing aids when he was detained.

The ghost in the washing machine

I am positive that I smell like onions, pork, and kajmak now. When I go back into the immigration office, they’ll sniff me like a mother squirrel checking her babies, and I’ll pass the test

Happy birthday!!!

We need to make being rich uncool. Like all the hot chicks look at Elon musk and not only see what he really looks like and acts like, but are like even more repulsed by him than if he made $25/hour working at a hair salon

I assure you, dear reader, the cover fits the content of the book just fine 😌

🌈📚💙🌶️📚

This is beautifulllll I can’t say it enough

“How am I supposed to file all my frivolous lawsuits if the Clerk isn’t open a 40-hour week?” When the clerk operates almost entirely by e-filing anyway

These motherfuckers citing the US Constitution as the authority that dictates that the Clerk’s Office needs to be open to the public 8 am to 5 pm M-F in their suit requesting a writ of mandamus

There’s always One Guy in every county who wishes he’d gone to law school for some reason and so spends his time filing frivolous lawsuits against everyone

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Washington state department of licensing switched to an AI service system and when customers selected the Spanish option it still spoke English but with a bad Latino accent, with only numbers in Spanish www.instagram.com/reel/DVZogld...

Well, as someone with chronic pain….thats kinda how it is

We need a bunch of highly trained Gender Deciders ready to Decide Your Gender based on anything and everything except what you yourself are telling them

Here it’s a matter of plausible deniability i guess. The bribery could just be an accident. Oops, left 50km in my paperwork how did that get in there oh goodness

Another death in ICE custody that in on all of us, he was allowed to suffer in our name, whether or not we voted for these horrors.

The real Lord of the Flies: what happened when six boys were shipwrecked for 15 months When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman

I think a lot about how when "Lord of the Flies" happened IRL, the boys worked together to build a little community until they were rescued. But these were Tongans and not British.

www.theguardian.com/books/2020/m...

He’s a fucking asshole sometimes but I love him

I hope Americans fleeing the country are prepared to pay for centuries of imperialism, in big and small ways, for the rest of their lives

I am in a pitched battle with my husband to learn this fucking language and he is cunningly thwarting me at every turn. Some comments of his just made sense when i realized that i have been saying “suns set” instead of “sunset” and he’s just here 😎👍 because he thinks it’s funny

Fucking Slavic humor