Tucker

I agree. Like the Billie Eilish one is a joke. Adele brought the gravitas

Are vitamin c gummies enough?

We love a pun 🫣

Feeling the knead to mash on some play dough

This is actually happening in our schools. Most parents don't realize this.

My defense, your honor? I’m just a silly little guy.

I “understand”

Why does tik tok thing I want anything to do with unfunny straight men and why do they always look like this

Happy birthday @katiewood.bsky.social !!!

Oh please midnight is the only time I take my trash out. I don’t want my neighbors to see me with trash how humiliating

Nice!

Did you do any special trick to clean it? I love cleaning hacks

Hates it

The weirdest lives

I’m watching a bugs life and yeah he shouldn’t have just dropped his little machine, but why did those dumb ants think it was a good idea to leave the giant food pile on the edge of a lake…

Who is she signed with?

There’s something wrong with my tik tok, instead of showing me things that it knows I like it just keeps showing me random people with zero likes and zero comments like the actual dredge of tik tok

Omg it was supposed to be a reply to dee did I just kiss the public how embarrassing

😘😘😘😘😘

I don’t know how to make gifs work yet

Anyone else stay up until midnight to watch the new “and just like that”

Five

I really liked infinity war and endgame. Don’t love the rest of the movies lmao but at least they ended well

1:01 am watching deep blue sea 🦈

Trisha is unsinkable I think she’ll be the last living human tbh lol

Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals

It was a moment in time okay 😭

My first reply :”)

You're too beautiful!

My first tweet on twitter was "antm and McDonalds. it's a good day" so I also want my first Bluesky to be about antm and McDonalds. bring back spicy mcnuggies and the mighty hot sauce you clowns