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Replyguy to the rich and famous. Engineer. Robots and urbanism on MA's north shore. A diminishing number of our problems can be solved with technology. Verified by Molly Shah.

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If the report on mines is real, that’s the equivalent of dozens of cases in Italy… cats out of the bag

10.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love this idea, having a Chinese team on the grid that is basically handing the industry's entire ass to it is going to make so many terrible people go completely insane

10.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Jennifer Jacobs
@JenniferJJacobs
NEWS via 
@CBSNews
: U.S. intelligence assets have begun to see indications Iran is taking steps to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz shipping lane. Iran is using smaller crafts that can carry 2 to 3 mines each. While Iran’s mine stock isn’t publicly known, estimates over the years have ranged from roughly 2,000 to 6,000 naval mines of Iranian, Chinese and Russian-made variants, 
@JimLaPorta
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2:13 PM Β· Mar 10, 2026
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Jennifer Jacobs @JenniferJJacobs NEWS via @CBSNews : U.S. intelligence assets have begun to see indications Iran is taking steps to deploy mines in Strait of Hormuz shipping lane. Iran is using smaller crafts that can carry 2 to 3 mines each. While Iran’s mine stock isn’t publicly known, estimates over the years have ranged from roughly 2,000 to 6,000 naval mines of Iranian, Chinese and Russian-made variants, @JimLaPorta reports 2:13 PM Β· Mar 10, 2026 Β· 6,060 Views

Here we go

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 885 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 189

RFK Jr nevernude reveal

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah sooooo turns out they were lying about the 1.

bsky.app/profile/fint...

10.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In fairness I suddenly have way more complicated feelings for Paul Dano than I did last week

10.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…. But you’d want a bridge. To see, you know, the canal.

I can get the Panama Canal Underground Tunnel Experience by just turning off the lights in my basement. Maybe I’ll put my passport in my back pocket for full effect

10.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll never guess what happened next!

bsky.app/profile/ship...

10.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen if you need one to volunteer to call you a moron, I am available for that service.

10.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Malthus HOW many TIMES must we do this??

10.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

10.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 3580 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 84

President / CEO / COO / CTO / Thought Leader energy

10.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

> I am also realizing that a lot of people here are simply okay with their leisure time coming at the expense of prison slaves and Palestinian children.

Like fr I have trouble responding to this with anything other than rage. This is massively unhelpful and doesn’t even make sense to begin with.

10.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok yes taking a step back: agreed. We’re all going to have bad takes and should extend grace to each other.

Except for when I’m mad of course, my anger is righteous.

10.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDrugs should be legal and just because the patriarchy is bad doesn’t mean men are.” Knockoff bell hooks shit man c’mon

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funniest recurring bit on this website is someone posting the most insane, out-of-pocket shit I have ever seen, then realizing 18 people I follow, follow them. What are y’all doing??

10.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I’m a little confused why a journo-type would make this claim without a specific example? Tbh I find the claim reasonable, but I’m not going to say β€œthis is great for my job!” I’m going to say β€œlook what I found using this tool!”

10.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoying our rewatch, the jokes/minute is really something. Also this.

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10.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
30 Rock DON'T GET PEER PRESSURED
INTO INVADING IRAN.

30 Rock DON'T GET PEER PRESSURED INTO INVADING IRAN.

Just rewatching 30 Rock and

10.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again β€” Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them β€” But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! 

President DONALD J. TRUMP

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again β€” Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them β€” But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

man.

10.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

this also does not sound like we are anywhere close to reopening the strait lol

09.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 324 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Oh they will. Because of the implication

10.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the new CEO of BlueSky a very nice monetizing this website so I don’t have to go find another one to post on

09.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 714 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

The last time I was talking with someone who

1) is followed by Bouie and
2) suddenly changed attitude and started saying stuff like β€œthanks for the lecture but I didn’t sign up for your class,”

It turned out they were just having a bad day and didn’t mean to drive us off the rails.

09.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been heckled, I’ve seen heckling, I’ve heckled myself. What I see here is an attempt at a text-based conversation, presumably the point of being on this website, which involves people talking past each other.

09.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

You just need a missile with little side-firing, teeny tiny thrusters that fire for 0.1 seconds before the interceptor hits, right?

Sure you miss your initial target but your projectile will get through to somewhere nearby.

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of those situations where you look at who follows them and have to assume they’re having a bad day. Been there!

09.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Truth be told I had some assumption for what you meant by

> so everyone in rural america is just stuck there?

but find myself unable to parse it now. So it’s possible my response didn’t make sense.

09.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s jobs there today and there’s inertia there today.

In 1890 there were some hundreds or thousands employed to deal with horse poop. This was a job that was immensely valuable for public health and it was important work to do. Also I don’t think anybody felt too bad changing careers.

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

> if a bunch of people want to go own farms

I am rewording you a bit here, but I do not think a bunch of people want to farm.

(Many people including myself want to *garden.* This is a separate and unrelated activity.)

09.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0